There are no surprises.

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You must... find your chi, young one. Don't let your dangley parts get the best of you. It is better to lead a simple life. Food, beer, and porn. And an xbox. Possibly a little smoke. A hooker here or there (not to kill! to love, rook, to love. be gentle.) But you get what I'm saying.

 

[izmad78]

Read The Unabomber's Manifesto. It'll explain why you're bored.

 

[BrandonH]

But killing hookers is a great release. Christian Bale did it, why can't we?

But yeah, Rook, you need to find the little pleasures.

But don't masturebate with a noose around your neck. Stormtroopers of Death says thats a bad idea.

 

[Brett Andrews]

All I gots to say is... if you want to change the repitition in your life, you gotta start by doing it yourself.

 

[natalia f]

Switch the right hand for the left.

 

[Oberon]

Or use both.

At the same time.

 

[lalalove<3]

It's no where near big enough for that.

 

[What It Do Homiez?]

^use a pulley and stretch it out

 

[ninjalette]

I don't think he meant one hand on top of the other. You know that kid thing where you put your hands together and say, "Here is the church, here is the steeple, look inside and see all the people"? He meant both hands like that.