The writers, editors and directors of Transformers should be shot in the head

movie sucked hard
nothing but eye candy
horrible dialog
mystical cube = bullshit out their ass
and for a robot movie, there sure was a lot of humans with a lot of horrible dialog
 
all of which can pretty much be pinned on Michael Bay. Some of the comedy worked, some of it didn't...blah. The fact that the bots themselves were nothing but catch phrase machines was There was absolutely no character development from them. Oddly enough, I think the first 1/3 of the movie was the best done part, after the rest of the transformers showed up it was one gigantic, cliche filled clusterfuck.
 
and what the fuck, does ANYONE in the movie have any god damn peripheral vision? How can NO ONE see a god damn spider like robot walking around air force one?

How can a girl with a battery powered reciprocating saw maim the little shit, but fully armed secret service agents don't stand a chance?

How did NO ONE notice those robots walking around the back yard?

And holy fucking GM ad batman.
 
i agree, too bad 99% of OT jerked off in the theater while watching it.

Basically a 2 hour long Gm and Panasonic commercial. Hearing Optimus Prime say "my bad" made my blood boil and was the nail in the coffin for me
 
I totally agree about the catch phrase machine thing. Seriously, i didn't need Jazz to breakdance onto the screen for his first scene. And the whole bumblebee speaking through radio snippets was horrible. I wasn't on the Michael bay lynchmob until i saw this movie
 
I'm to the point now that i have to have a reason to see a movie. Who wrote, produced, directed it? Who is in it? Does it interest me?

I can't just go see a movie anymore. I sit there and critique it. The only reason I saw transformers in the theater was because I wanted to see it on the big screen with the surround sound.
 
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