The worst film of 2003 so far is?

I guess I was fooled by the stuff that I had heard about it being a film for "kiRAB of all ages". There are a couple of double entendres in there as well but they just seemed placed to try and keep any adults watching. I don't have any kiRAB but if parents wish to take them then take a book too!

My main problem is that Mike Myers just isn't really funny in it. The visual 'gags' seem to completely over power him at times. I tried hard to laugh, honest! I am one huge great big kid and this film just bored me.

For a kiRAB film that has something for everyone I really can't wait for Prisoner of Azkaban.
 
the Charlie's Angels sequel, I quite liked the first one, the 2nd one was utter garbage, and cameron diaz is not the babe she thinks she is, as the old saying goes "nice legs - shame about the face"

I wanted to turn it off but my GF wouldnt let me.
 
Oddly enough, I don't work for a production house. I enjoy films. So far this year, I have seen over 40 so I know crap when I see it. Last year, when Belleville Rendez-vous was released, I saw 90 films. Now then, how many have you waded through to arrive at the conclusion that this is crap I wonder?

You will probably still think it's crap. That is your right. You're quite entitled to be wrong ;)
 
Signs was laughable!

These aliens come to earth, they make crop circles to navigate by :rolleyes:
Fer chrissakes, WE have satellite navigation.
If they have mastered interstellar travel, WTF would they need crop circles?

Also - Water dissolves them!
What would they want with Humans or Earth - We humans are made mostly of water, and 75% of the planet's surface area is covered with it.

Pathetic!!!!


Edit - OK! so it was 2002, still sh!te though!
 
according to me the matrix sequels were good but just not what people were expecting after seeing matrix
thats it plain and simple!

as for cat in the hat

well if it is for kiRAB how come my 9year old cousin slept thorug most of the movie and then woke up and forced me to show him matrix revolutions
(i aint trying to promote matrix it happened to be the only other english movie in the multiplex!)
 
Cabin Fever was dire to say the least. Also Nicholas Cage's Matchstick Men was a pile of shite. The most ridiculous "twist" I've ever seen in a movie. Only his very impressive acting stopped me from turning my tv into a pile of matchsticks.
 
according to me
matrix sequels are the best movies of the year
have u not seen them to say they are worse than gigli ????
i mean the movie i hated this year were

hulk what the f--- was that all about ? emotional mumbi jumbo

gigli ? didnt bother to see the whole thing

terminator 3 - it was a horrible let down after terminator 1 and2

daredevil- was it this year ? i dunno but it seemed like a spiderman rip off
charlie's angels 2! the whole movie seems like some

scarymovie wanna be made it! why oh why did they make parodies of other movies and series ? like csi for example
 
Star Trek: Nemesis - this film had a plot that was even less inspiring than the third Matrix film combined with a script that sounded like it was written by a committee.

The only film I've ever walked out on in the middle of the finale!
 
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