The Worst Film Ever Made

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Codey S

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The Avengers is the worst film ever made, I sky+'d it a few days ago so can't believe I didn't even fast forward it. I was simply in shock. Some of the best actors on the planet but they work together like oil and water. :eek:
The original Avengers where ground breaking but this was just c*ap.
I used to think Madonna's Swept Away was the worst film ever made but that has been bumped to number 2 - unless you know better:confused:
 
Maybe I have good taste - I've heard of a lot of the films on the IMDB Bottom 100 list but I haven't seen any of them.

I did, however, see a film called Stuck On You and turned it off after about 20 minutes. It was absolutely dreadful.
 
Take that back immediately! Glen or Glenda is brilliant! I especially love the dream sequence.

And JonnyContagious - LA Story is a great film as well!

There's no doubt in my mind: the worst film ever made is Ocean's Twelve. The whole film seemed to be a private joke amongst the production team, who left the audience out of the joke completely - an insult to the paying public!
 
Carry On Columbus, anybody? :D

There's also a film I remember about a bunch of geeks who made a time machine in a storage facility. Can't remember the name of it but it was truly awful. Anything that uses computers or technology in an unconvincing way just makes me cringe (especially if it involves MASSIVE password boxes or monitors that somehow project an image onto the user's face! :D )
 
Is there a reason why people who dislike this film always spell it wrong? :confused:



First point: so true, nothing grinRAB my gears more than an uninformed opinion. Some films can start off badly but end up being great. Moreover, a lot of the lowest rated films on IMDB came to be from people rating them without seeing them, such as HSM 3 (I'm not going to sit here and say it's the best film of all time, but some people like it, you know?).

Disney sequels: Am inclined to agree but Simba's Pride wasn't toooo bad.

Worst film I've seen has to be Notting Hill. I was just really bored, it wasn't funny and the storyline was very uninteresting.
 
Bought a film off Sky Box Office yesterday - In a Dark Place - Oh my Gawd what utter rubbish. Was supposed to be The Innocents remade but it was just the worst ever. Tara Fitzgerald doing a lesbo plot even though its totally out of context with the rest of the film and that actress Leelee Sobeski has only one facial expression.
 
Lmao, that has to be a serious contender. Travolta, what were you thinking? :D Plus, isn't that what Cruise, Travolta and the scientology mob believe is our history, or something? Classic :D

Worst film ever?

Ed Wood's Glen Or Glenda.

Possibly.
 
I hated Notting Hill. Dull, dull, dull. Why was it so popular? One of life's great unsolved mysteries. I remember the mass hype when it came out being a real turn off for me, too. I didn't even see the film until years later and I wish I hadn't bothered.
 
'The Avengers' is definitely a contender as is 'Battlefield Earth', but it's an impossible question to answer - do you include sequels, (Police Academy...whatever), or obvious parody excrement like 'Disaster Movie', or even those excruciatingly dreadful B-Movie thrillers and horrors you see on late night cable?

I've only ever walked out of 3 movies in my life:

L.A. Story
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Dreamgirls

'L.A.Story' I was so looking forward to, being, at the time, a Steve Martin obsessive, but Good Lord....that scene in the graveyard where Martin's woefully untalented wife starts quoting 'Hamlet' and Rick Moranis's appalling English accent.

'Captain Corelli's Mandolin'. Nicolas Cage is Chico Marx - "Ba-yooti-ful Bambino, One-o-clock-ah!"

'Dreamgirls'. The songs. The screenplay. The performances. Utterly dire.
 
Interesting that you compare it to Woody Allen - I thought at the time it was Steve Martin doing his "Woody Allen movie" and I thought he suceeded pretty well.
 
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