Then poor Gilbert Gottfried wouldn't have had a job, and you'd be taking food out of his mouth and money out of his pocket. Shame on you.
Would never have happened. Charles Schulz said that he didn't draw cats very well, hence why the cat next door was perpetually off-screen.
Daffy doesn't need a girlfriend because he's in love with himself. (Also, Bugs had a girlfriend in the comics, Honey Bunny, long before the creation of Lola.) Though, just for the sake of having more female Looney Tunes characters, Warners could probably trot out Melissa Duck (from
The Scarlet Pumpernickel) once in a while. Though ideally, a much more progressive idea would be to create a female Looney Tunes character who was a star in her own right, not merely an appendage to a male character. Why do female toons always have to be girlfriends first and characters second?
Regarding Goofy: he had a girlfriend in the comics at one time: Gloria "Glory" Bee.
There already was a
Sesame Street Babies, they just didn't have a TV show. The SSB graced a series of merchandise for toddlers.
No TV show, but again, baby versions of Mickey and the gang adorned some baby clothes and merchandise.
Chronologically speaking, Skeeter appearing in the first 3 movies (
The Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper and
The Muppets Take Manhattan) would've been impossible, since
Muppet Babies--and Skeeter--weren't created until after the release of those movies. That said, I'd welcome the former, since the Muppet cast could use some more dynamic females (and indeed, Skeeter did appear in the
Muppet Kids storybooks), but the latter wouldn't be necessary. The objective behind
Jim Henson's Muppet Babies wasn't to turn every single character from
The Muppet Show into a baby, and the last thing
Muppet Babies needed was more characters; they barely used all of the 8-10 characters they had. Nearly all of the stories focused on Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo and to a lesser extent Fozzie, the others were really only there to fill up the numbers. Bean Bunny was a 5th wheel personified. The show is long out of production, but if it weren't, the writers needed to do more work with the characters they had before entertaining the thought of adding any more.
Then it'd be even weirder for him to be Mickey's pet than it is now.
This is an interesting question. If you belong to the camp that believes that Goofy Jr. from the 1950's Goofy shorts was/is actually Max at a very young age, then there was a Mrs. Goofy at one stage, and presumably she died sometime between the shorts and
Goof Troop. There is another school of thought that Max's mom is in fact the aforementioned Glory Bee, who also presumably met a bad end at some point before the beginning of
Goof Troop. (In each case I use the death scenario since I can't imagine anyone being hard-hearted enough to divorce a good-natured lug like the Goof.) But as a long time advocate of gender equality in cartoons, I for one would've welcomed a Mrs. Goof, for the simple fact that I can't stand shows about single fathers and the Dead Mother Syndrome.
The
Tiny Toons writers deliberately avoided extensive contact between the Tiny Toons and their adult counterparts, as they didn't want to rely too much on Bugs, Daffy et al.
Tiny Toons was about recapturing the spirit of the Looney Tunes for a new generation, it wasn't about the adult Toons and the kid toons interacting all the time. They wanted the Tiny Toons characters to establish their own identities, and they wouldn't have been able to do that if they were always hanging around with their mentors.
As for Lightning Rodriguez, I don't know the exact story, but my guess is that the reason he never used to any great extent was for the same reason that Speedy Gonzalez himself was pushed back in later years; the WB execs may have been concerned that in this era of Political Correctness, that the character may have been seen as an offensive ethnic stereotype.
It would've been met with outrage from the Bible bumpers, who would've objected to the humorous depiction of the Almighty and seen it as making fun of God and Christianity, and ultimately it would've bombed since all controversy aside, the product just wasn't very good, in short, it would've met with the same fate as the TV show.