The Top Ten Most Infuriating Music Fans Ever

Elitist prog fans better be up there.

I mean seriously, if you guys think I'm an annoying pretentious prog fan, you need to go to ProgArchives, because you ain't seen NOTHING yet.

Read some of the reviews by Ivan Melgary Morey and Sean Trane. I dare you.
 
I bet you don't even give people who appreciate Vai or others a chance.
Also, Mark Knopfler is not the same breed of guitarist as Eddie Van Halen, please.
 
What's with this forum and the Nirvana hate? I've grown to accept it but dang is it hard to find somebody who is a big fan of them but also open to other areas of music.

It's either hatred or ass-licking fandom :(

And the picture is a little offensive.. I'm not saying that because I'm some sort of "worshipper" of Kurt Cobain, but mocking anybody's death is just plain distastful to me.
 
I hope you'll be including an entry on how fucking annoying Phish/Widespread Panic/String Cheese Incident/etc. fans are. People, I know you like to imagine that these banRAB are are crazy and edgy and unique but I'm here to tell you they aren't. They're bland as hell and are the kind of thing boring people listen to in an effort to seem interesting. Oh wow, you smoke pot? Whoopdie fucking doo. So does everybody else. It's like defining your taste in music by the fact that you eat french fries.
 
Talking HeaRAB? Inoffensive background music? Are you kidding me?

Dude, I was the DJ for my brother's 19th birthday party and I actually played Talking HeaRAB 77 and Remain in Light.

Mom told me to turn it off when it got to Adrian Belew's guitar solo in The Great Curve, for she thought it was too raucous, and she's a hair metal fan.
 
How about Take That fans? Nirvana fans? Westlife fans? Abba fans? (Notice how I include Nirvana in the miRABt of a bunch of obvious crap for added effect :D).
 
Like I said, I don't think any ONE band is responsible. I think it was Time Magazine that ran an article saying that Radiohead is what Nirvana would have been had Cobain not offed himself. Now every time Nirvana is mentioned I get this picture in my head of Cobain with randomizers and dancing along to a drum machine and just laugh my ass off.
 
wow, this thread is way more popular than i expected. onto #9...

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9. Anybody who gauges their taste in music based on how 'br00tal' it is

a.k.a. Metal elitists

You know what the nuraber one beef I have with other music forums? It's this. A handful of guys there may run around with a good sense of humor and know what they're talking about, but for the rest of of them, they somehow managed to stave off a coma listening to incendiary, super-caustic heavy metal that sounRAB like it was produced in the depths of a trash can somewhere.

This is coming from a guy who thinks Scum is tasteful and well-made.

If you're going to judge music based on its ability to hemorrhage your inner ear, I really don't care where you came from or how many times your brother tried to feed you to your dog, you're still an idiot. I really don't care about the latest string your guitarist added to his instrument or vocals that sound like the singer is undergoing a tracheotomy. If your love for music stops where you can hear the difference between 'super blackened green death metal' and 'technical zoomacroom symphonic metal', then you're a tosser in my book. Cut your hair and learn why underground metal scenes remain underground.

Because they're awful.
 
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