The TL;DR (Total Losers' Daylight Robbery).

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How is it if you say "You might get mauled etc..?" Isn't that how the companies not get a lawsuit by having on their product "this coffee cup might be hot", "do not try to stop this shainsaw with your penis or your hands" ?
 
even if it doesnt help you 100% legally... it would make for one hell of a compelling case in your favor. What jury is going to convict the victim that posted a sign letting them know they would get fucked up if they enter the property illegally?

I just dont think it would happen.

Post a sign... it can't hurt.
 
Scrap the bear trap idea. Unless you use them for hunting, and can come up with something like "I set it in the tub to make sure it works and to condition the spring" your going to get in shit for it.

Call the city, and report the cops. That is bull shit. I have gotten a few cops in some shit for being lazy and not doing there job. Start making phone calls till you get results. Names, times, dates, and what the status of the cases are now.

Blood samples are perfect, and no arrest records don't mean shit.

I personally would have cut that one fuckers hand off, makes em easer to identify.
 
The one thing I'd be worried about if considering buying a firearm to protect yourself is if the robber gets his hands on the gun, then you have just armed a robber adn either you can get killed or your name will be all over that gun which may be used to kill someone else....that's a whole different kind of mess you do not want to be involved in!

Big, well-trained dog and alarm seems to be the best way to go. Or jsut get the hell out of there...though it looks like you have been looking in to that. Sorry you have a persistant robber to deal with. Sounds like a real winner. I suppose he left his brains in someone's else's home? Or maybe the police left theirs in the same lost and found box along with the robber's brains. Wonderful how when police get such common calls for robberies adn other petty crimes that they really only do their work if it's exciting. Robbery is not exciting to them if they get called often for it. At least it seems that way in your neighborhood.
 
If the pigs were doing there job right, it works like this. Report gun stolen, they get prints off something in house. Gun's first round gets used against whoever stole it in the first place. I CAN be traced back to her, but the catch is it was reported stolen.

And this also re enforces keeping guns in safes.
 
It's karmic payback for aggressive stupidity.

I don't mean to flame, I really believe this 100% in my heart of hearts.

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It's karmic payback for aggressive stupidity.

I don't mean to flame, I really believe this 100% in my heart of hearts.
 
Actually, no. I'm an incredibly nice person in real life and always polite. I've only become an asshole online having dealt with assholes before. You lose, as usual. (Also you're predictable as hell, so knew you'd come crawling on here posting that shit.)
 
I SO knew you were going to say that.

To be honest, that thought had crossed my mind as well since you have bragged about stealing things before. I'm not saying you deserved to get ripped off but come on, someone mentioning karma in this thread is not really grasping at straws.
 
Yeah but if you're going to say things like that you have to consider which thing came first. I guarantee all the shit happened before I happened to the shit. So unless my bad karma hit me for things it knew I was going to do in the future, which was really only caused by my bad karma, it doesn't make much sense.

Furthermore it makes no sense because, as I said, I'm incredibly nice (added to which I've never stole from a person so it's not really a 1:1 ratio). To people who don't deserve it even. I maintain being nice in the face of everyone who's a cunt to me, as evidenced by the fact that the police can do fuckall about my problems and I'll take it up the ass. Is that karma?
 
Yabbut, we don't know these things. All we know is that you have bragged about stealing and then you make a thread about getting ripped off. How can you fault us for having thoughts about karma?



Well, I'm not trying to make a case for the existence of karma nor am I trying to make a case that you deserved to get ripped off. The thought crossed my mind is all (and not in a "Oooooh, you got what you deserved, bitch!" kind of way). It just crossed my mind as more of a "Hmmm..." kind of way.

IF karma were to exist, I doubt it would play by your rules. Adding rules/scheming in an effort to skirt karmic retribution seems like it would go against the foundations of karma in the first place.

I don't know. I'm not jumping on your case by any means.
 
Yeahbut, my "bragging" about stealing is more like a "Ha I got Wal-Mart which serves them right because they're scum, ripoff artists!" Not like a... some other thing. Which makes it me working for karma, really. I mean I used to buy shit from there and then it would break in a day and I'd be wishing I'd stolen it. Then I did take up stealing for a while and the shit seemed to break less, I swear. XD



Good thing, because then I'd have to counter you with: Really? You really think there's some kind of cosmic mechanism in place that causes everyone to get what they truly deserve eventually? Because that's CRAZY, though that's what fuckwi--er, Icarus seems to believe. The idea of karma is really ridiculous to me. On a small level I believe in something like you get out what you put in, like if you're a dick to people obviously eventually it's going to bite you in the ass and someone's going to stab and rape you for it, but believing in karma is close to believing in god really and I don't think I truck with any of that. Plus that's one reason why I'm unfailingly nice, so I don't get stabbed. I've seen "Billy Madison." I want that guy on my side. I've never made fun of anyone because I used to be got made fun of (woo, great sentence!) and also it's just... mean. The internet's a different thing, because I pick people who've got it comin'. There's a strict deciding factor I adhere to.

But...



You can jump on other things. *Wink wink, nudge nudge* (LIKE MY ASS.)
 
You need to go were the laws are in YOUR favor.

In Utah unless you are a violent criminal you can get a concealed weapons permit. crime rate here is very very low. Hell I dont even have a door key for my suburban and its never been touched in the 5 years i've been here. people leave there trucks running when they go into a store shopping. they also leave all their tools and equipment in the back of their trucks and they stay there.

Utah follows "the Castle law" that means alls someone has to do is try to force their way into your "castle" (house, home, campsite, motel room etc)
and you can shoot them PERIOD no questions asked. you can shoot through the door without even seeing who it is... funny no one tries to break into things and steal stuff here.

I read the "arrests" pages in the paper every day. we get. drunk driving. an occasional drug possession, very rarely do we have violent crime here period.

For those of you who are afraid of having a gun in your house because of your kids etc. iyou have to teach them, and it will never be a problem. we have 7 kids between us for 3 to 21, and never had an issue. my concealed weapon stays locked and loaded in my headboard. or on my belt. and the kids have never touched it. WHY because I take them out teach them to shoot, we go shoot as a family all the time. they are not cusrious of what my gun is because they have their own too shoot, and they can go pretty much any time they like. ats all in educating them.

Good luck I hope they catch the creeps that are fucking with you and your shit... if you cant get a gun, get rid of the cats, i bet they see them break in and go "Hey you missed the stereo over there and there some cash stashed in that drawer" geta big fucking mean ass dog. it will stop
 
Sorry to hear about your super shitty luck you should buy claymore mines lots of them and you might as well razor wire all your windows. Maybe a lion....dogs are good and all but ppl can get by dogs however nobody fucks with the king of the jungle.
 
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