The TL;DR (Total Losers' Daylight Robbery).

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XD At this point I'm ready to. In my neighborhood (in da HOOD), people don't come around asking for sugar. If dey askin' fo' suga, dey ain't lookin' fo' suga.

I had a tazer once but sold it when I got low on cash. This was back when I still had my gun, mind. But yeah I may get one of those again.



I'm not sure. Presumably they'd be arrested and sent to a hospital and brought up on trial for breaking and entering, and then their lawyer would pull some counter-suing bullshit because of the bear trap. I doubt it would hold, though, unless they could afford a really good lawyer.



I'm working on it. :happysad:



Aye, where I lived before there was no permit requirement. Just the 3-day waiting period and background check. I actually had three guns when I moved here - two pistols and a shotgun - and all but one handgun got sold over time. I probably never would have sold them if I'd have known all this shit would happen, but then again they probably would have all three just gotten stolen in the first break-in.

Oh my Sig, how I miss you! Look at it, look how beautiful it is! (It's the one I ended up selling, a Glock is what got stolen.)

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*Cries*

And thanks, Kich. ;) If I can't sort out getting a permit I'll either look into buying privately or having a family member get one for me. If I do that, though, I'll still be unable to complete my concealed-carry license thingie. I took the class and just have to send off and pay for the permit, but now with them fucking up my record I won't be able to until it's sorted. :mad:



Now now, eyeknow, let's remember: It's not about race, it's about class and money. :happysad:

If it turns out I can't get this apartment I want, or for that matter any other apartment, I think I'll take you up on that plywood and sheet-metal idea. Fuck knows I don't give a crap about defacing ruining their (the apartment people) property anymore.
 
Thieves deserve whatever fate the property owner deems for them, IMO.

But if you so much as gave one of them a bump on the head the police would have you taken off in handcuffs. But when they gank YOUR shit, no one cares.

:rolleyes:

I'm sure the reason they didnt care is because it's nigh on impossible to ever recover it, which again convinces me that thieves are scum of the earth who prey on the innocent and cause loss and suffering for everyone else.
 
But what about thieves that, say, steal from stores like Wal-Mart or grocery stores or whatever, but don't steal from people? Is that okay?
 
There was a case where a guy was breaking into someone else's house and got hurt. He sued the owner of the house and won. Only in America. :rolleyes:

Frankenchokies, I am so sorry to hear about this. Next time you call the cops be a bitch. Tell them to their face that you're sick of their do nothing attitude when you pay taxes, part of which go to paying their salary. This is the fourth time someone has broken in, so it obviously won't be the last. If you want something to be done you can't be nice about it. The cops in your area sound like douchebags that have gotten too used to hearing about breakins so they stopped caring about justice and just want to go back to driving their special cars, breaking the laws themselves (with permission) and sitting in headquarters complaining about paperwork. Best of luck to you. Glad they didn't get your computer. :hug2:
 
Of course it's not okay.

The only thievery that resides in any sort of gray area is IP theft and that's only because it's a complex issue. Stealing IP is still theft, but if you listen to a song on youtube that was published by someone who is unaffiliated with the IP holders and then went and bought the cd, then you committed IP theft. I think anyawy. It's a complex issue and I support the right of artists to profit from their work but there's a whole lot of facets to taht issue.

Physical theft in all its variants is despicable regardless of who the victim is. If the victim is fucking Adolf Hitler it's still despicable.
 
Aye, but given that I'd beforehand concoct some bullshit about the reason for having a bear-trap (it's an antique item I was cleaning, how was I to know the guy would break in and fall on it??) and given that the guy was breaking in and would probably have a previous criminal record... I doubt it would stick.

Plus the law tends to give a lot of leeway to people who've been harassed and frightened repetitively and ease up on them when they do shit to protect themselves that may not be entirely, so to speak, legal, shall we say. Mmmyes, quite. Cheerio, pip pip.
 
I'd say get a bear trap and "store it" in the open position, hanging by the back door in such a way that the next time someone pries off that clipboard and sticks their hand in they won't be able to pull out anything but a stump. Or they'd still be hanging out of the back window bleeding when you get home.

Razor-wire surrounding that window?



Or as mentioned before in a more "colorful" way, actually move to a better neighborhood. It's not expensive to get an apartment in a middle-class neighborhood as opposed to the apparent ghetto one in which you currently reside.
 
Go figure he would steal the Glock. I bet it was 9mm, wasn't it? :rolleyes:

I just went into the store and bought a gun on a whim. Filled out the paperwork and walked out in less than half an hour. The right to carry a handgun sans permit should be legal in all states, imho.


If he comes back and you do have a gun, make sure to kill him in your home. If he leaves, drag his ass back and shoot him if you have to. There's nothing messier than going to court over shit like this. If he's dead its your story versus his and he's not going to say anything. So kill him and say he assaulted you.
 
I also read a story(quite some time ago) when a someone broke into this guys home, he caught the guy, dragged him out on the yard, shoot him in the knee(So he wouldnt escape) And the thief sued him. Because somehow the yard wasnt this guys home. So the thief got right.

I'd suggest you do something more like lessharmful trickeries, always when you go out, boobie trap so flour comes flyin right in their face, or some brightcolored paint that will be quite the giveaway, that isn't washable or something :D Or a recorder that has this big dog voice on it.

Sorry to hear about all the breakins :hug2:
 
Couldnt edit anymore. But I got to thinking, all the disclaimers on the products so they avoid getting a lawsuit. Why don't you put flyers up around your property saying something like:


By entering the property you agree not to file a lawsuit if you brake any bones, fracture your skull,get a disjointed leg, get shot or mauled by a dog (etc).


And then you boobie trap the hella out of it :D Or then maybe the disclaimer will keep away people..But it should work shouldnt it? I mean legally?
 
It was a 45, actually. I got the Sig and the Glock about the same time and they were both 45s so I could just buy all the same ammo. Plus, 45's really gonna take someone's face apart. :D



That's a hilarious idea! Also I don't see why it shouldn't work legally, but maybe it doesn't. Still it's funny, and clever. If I don't get out of here soon, I mean in the next week, I'm going to start putting up signs. I'm also going to boobytrap up the motherfucker and get a harpoon gun, because you don't need a license for that.

... How long do we have to edit our posts anyway? A day or something? Huh.
 
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