The story keeps getting weirder...

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afrasiyab k

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So I assume most of you read the story of how I almost shat a brick. If not, go find it. It's quite an interesting read.


So...


I get a call from that girl yesterday. We catch up on what's going on, and I tell her that the hospital and cops are still trying to find the guy that spiked her drink. You know, good stuff.

Then she asks me if I remember how she was bleeding the day after we did it. I told her I remember, and that she went to the hospital.

Well, apparently she had a tumor in her ovaries, and needed a hysterectomy. Like immediately.

They found another tumor on her liver and are going for it next.


So it's weird. By picking up a woman I didn't know was roofied I may have saved her from a rapist.

From sleeping with a girl I didn't know was roofied, I may have saved her life. They said the tumor was quite advanced, and she didn't have a lot of time before it became life-threatening. There were no signs other than the post-coitus bleeding.


We both agreed that the whole story is fucking weird as shit. I mean, my dick may have saved her life. It certainly saved her from a possible rape.


I really wish I could have made this up.
 
I think it's more likely he just stuck it into the bermuda triangle. It's like you fucked an opening to a parallel dimension or the twilight zone.
 
...See if I ever check you for ovarian cancer...




My penis is a dousing rod for cancer. You might have Prostate cancer. We better check that out. :tongue:



It works better if it's kissed.



Yeah, it's pretty sad but it beats death by a long shot.
 
I did. But it was obviously a typo.

So... meh.

Anyways, this reminds me of the episode of Scrubs where Elliot showed her breasts to a kid and his condition improved.

Good stuff.

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