The Stapler.

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First NameLaura

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Yeah, that's right. The Stapler. The little piece of office equipment that managed to stay non-functional for two years before anyone did anything about it. Well, the two years I've been here, the stapler hasn't worked. Of course I'm the only one who has to actually use it, and I've bitched about it for two years. Nothing got done.

So I came in early one day, when the office staff hadn't gone home yet, and asked the main receptionist/bookkeepper lady if I could have a new stapler. And she says, "Sure, what's wrong with your old one."

And I say, "It's been broke for two years, and dayshift won't get me one."

"Well that's just silly, I'll have one for you by your next shift."

And whadda ya know. There's a new bright shiney Swingline on the desk. Ha ha ha ha ha aha haha haha hah hahah ahahha

DEATH TO THE STANLEY BOSTITCH :mfinger: :mfinger: :mad:
 
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Pics! Stapler Pics!

I know your pain. My office has six big fatty expensive printers, and only one or two has EVER worked at one time. They are always broken, paper jam, out of ink, paper jam, unknown exception errors....fuck HP.
 
there um... staplers... all they need to do is staple... unless your planning on stapling 1/16" sheet metal together im pretty sure a regular stapler will do... :D
 
Brace yourself. Day shift is going to stop giving you paychecks, move you to the basement, ask you to kill insects for them, and take away your stapler. Might as well burn the place down now. :tongue:
 
Nice stapler. Mine is purple. And seriously, who would just let a stapler sit broken for 2 years. And this means you too. No offense, but I woulda gone and gotten a new one a long time ago. Then you just take it home with you every day. Leave the day guys with the shitty stappler. Mwahahaha!
 
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