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rcoffey2005

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I could. But I don't. Intlligent? Hardly. Gets my rocks off? Definitly.

But then again there is always the interwebs and the band of the hand! That's free!
 
Paying some broad to grind in my lap while stuffing my face in her rack, and not getting to touch her back, doesn't do anything for me. I see it for what it is. A tease. Not worth the cash if you ask me.
 
Tease or not its a damn good time for me! You go buy all the porn you want though. Don't let me stop you.

I like teh grinder! Teh grinder fwns!
 
Porn? I don't buy porn, my gf does. I get enough sex from her that I don't even have to masturbate anymore. Of course she's preggers, so that's gonna change.

/me says hello to his new best friend. Oral Sex!
 
thank you, i mean id rather be sleeping but it gives me something to do and i get to play pool with my buds, and yes i do like to talk to the "staff" some of them are quite interesting




i have a job thanks, but he know i have no money at this time and yet he still wats me to go, he should expect me to ask to bum at least a couple bucks. and i was just giving him shit for beng a jackass


hmmm well what exactly are the requirments of this position love?
 
/pats EJ on the head. You're not being fought over. Eastside just wants me to give him a bitch since he's been mine for a long time.
Don't worry, East, I'm going to choose the perfect one for you. :D
 
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