he thinks that the reason you and eric fuck the same girls i do is because you've become gay due to living in alaska, and fucking my ex's is the closest you can get to fucking me.
right i want to fuck jimmy, is that why i go to the strip club with him and stair at naked chicks? hmmm maybe i am just trying to fuck jimmy, but then again i would have just hit him over the head with a lamp and raped him by now if i really wanted to.
he doesnt exactly have a choice. we live 15+ miles away from it, and he doesnt drive yet. but i cant argue with ya. he never gets lap dances, and says he only goes there "to talk to the girls." whereas me, i try to get a lapdance every night. these girls are damn good at what they do.
Why should anyone buy you a lapdance? Buy your own! If you have no money get a job! Lapdances ain't like Hamburgers son. And if there is ever a dollar menu at a strip club, I will avoid that place.