the sex conspiracy

he thinks that the reason you and eric fuck the same girls i do is because you've become gay due to living in alaska, and fucking my ex's is the closest you can get to fucking me.

right ninja?
 
right i want to fuck jimmy, is that why i go to the strip club with him and stair at naked chicks? hmmm maybe i am just trying to fuck jimmy, but then again i would have just hit him over the head with a lamp and raped him by now if i really wanted to.
 
Sounds like you're dating dirty whore's man.

Now everyone play NICE. This is life sucks. Stay on topic and off of each other's backs.

n00bs can post anywhere they want, the WW isn't mandatory.

Acting like a dick when someone gives you a reasonable suggestion isn't going to help your case any.
 
he doesnt exactly have a choice. we live 15+ miles away from it, and he doesnt drive yet. but i cant argue with ya. he never gets lap dances, and says he only goes there "to talk to the girls." whereas me, i try to get a lapdance every night. these girls are damn good at what they do.
 
Why should anyone buy you a lapdance? Buy your own! If you have no money get a job! Lapdances ain't like Hamburgers son. And if there is ever a dollar menu at a strip club, I will avoid that place.
 
Strip joints are only for guys that like to be teased anyway. You can buy an issue of Penthouse for less than the cost of a lapdance and take it home.
 
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