the sex conspiracy

[dot falcon]

damnit. me and my friends figured something out.

damn near every time i've had sex, my two friends eric and jeremy have had sex with the same girl. and its always int he same order that we get to her also.

i'll meet her, screw her, then she leaves me. then next she'll go after my friend jeremy. she gets bored of him or whatever, then goes after eric. thats happened more than i want it to.

so now i'm kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place. i really want sex, but i'm afraid that if i do, jeremy and eric will get sex too... damnit.

 

[oddanimal13]

Damn!
Who cares who screws her after you?
I say go for the girl, screw her and let other people get the leftovers after you're done :thumbsup:

PS- I thought you were married. Does the whole sequence hold for this too ?:tongue:

 

[The Ocelot]

it was just something me and my friend's realized sunday night... we thought it was kinda fucked up.
and where the hell did you get the idea that i was married?
and yes.. we had the idea of marriage and/or better sex tied into our conspiracy theory

 

[stewies_grl93]

You could just forego the entire cycle and all three of you can bang the same girl at once. Just to get it over with you know, otherwise.. it's pretty gay.

 

[Retro Rocker]

or you can forego the cycle of banging the girl...just the three of you should suffice

 

[chemically_used11]

i dont get it

 

[Mrs. Taylor Lautner]

umm three guys, no girl. Need I say more?

 

[Peniss H]

riight... the other two i wouldnt be suprised if they have already.

myself... ya know what fuck you i dont like this game lol.

i know that if i deny it, you'll just think im gay... if i don't, well then im saying im gay. fucked either way

 

[The Dude From the Hood!]

No no, that's quite enough thanks. It was funny though!



So... you're saying... you're gay?

 

[♥ғℓυғғιє♥]

yes.. thats exactly what im saying. im a gay man fucking chicks.

 

[me me me lalala]

So then, you're bi. Ahh well, dif'rent strokes for dif'rent folks...

 

[Simple Words]

Just get in there first, nobody likes sloppy seconds. :rofl:


"You have given out too much rep in the past 24 hours". :lol:

 

[Yeah09]

if you don't want your friends to have sex, stop dating dirty whores.



or at least sleeping with them.

 

[G.O.A.T.]

they werent whores until they met us... i think it's my friends.. they must be a bad influence on people

 

[masonn(:]

its funny how none of you have thought of anything that hasnt already been brought up last sunday