the semen soothesayer

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I was having a wank last night and when i finally ejactulated, the words 'you suck' appeared. rather wierd i thought, but then i realised that i seriously do suck... not dick or anything like that, but in the choices that i've made in my life. I always do things i regret and even though i've said i wouldn't change a thing... now i so fucking would!

Back in high school, my cricket coach said to me that I had provincial potential. What did i do? I quit the game a few months later.
I always tell my feeling to these girls that are fucking useless and end up regretting it thinking that it would have been better to say fuck all. And if i don't say anything i'm pissed off at myself cause i didn't...

This sucks mega hairy balls... thank god there's a place to get this shit somewhat off my chest.
 
Sharing your feeling with someone is maturity not stupidity, sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind.

We all go through life with the words "what if....". You're not alone. The difference is , more often that not, as with everything as you get older you make less of them, or at least i'd like to think so.

Don't be too hard on yourself, your choices are 50/50, so are everyone elses, you're never going to be right 100% of the time.

I have made some spectacular bad choices but as with everything, time passes and I usually end up laughing about them.
 
"I was having a wank last night and when i finally ejactulated, the words 'you suck' appeared"


Holy shit dude what have you been eating? I've written in the snow with piss but can't fathom doing it with spooge. Who are you Peter North?

Call me crazy but that's WAY more impressive than finding the likeness of the Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich.
 
Um..."you suck" in semen?
wow, man, maybe you should get something checked out. HA
Seriously though, opening up to people is not a bad thing. maybe you're just doing it at the wrong times..
 
Have you thought of shaving your balls and taking the hair to one of those tea leaf reading psychics?

LOL

Everyone makes shitty choices. Its what you learn from them that matters.
 
I think more than anything i would be proud of spelling out the words "you suck" with some spooge...i mean, why not use it to your advantage and spray it on somebody's chest just to let them not that not only you suck, but they are the one's who helped you spell it out!:tongue:
 
That is wierd. When I wank one it says "have a nice day". And when im fucking a chick and pullout and cum on her stomach it says "now where is my money?" And when Im gettin a blowjob and pullout and cum on her face it says " Open your eyes here is the suprise "
 
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