Moh-whackjob wanked a 9-yr old and Hey-jus never even acknowledged his
winky. If it weren't for the $$$ extortion up front, it'd make Enron
Cupboard appear a viable alternative.
I'm leaning for the Buddha thing. Notice the ever present smile?
The Bible! Because all the works of science cannot equal the
wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every
animal species in the world lived within walking distance of
Noah's house.
Haha. I had a theory that the other pedophiles found out about that
and he got laughed out of the pedophile bar (after all, what self
respecting pedophile would refuse to have sex with a 9 YO), so to
spite them he started a religion that didn't allow drinking. Made
sense at the time I thought it up. Having seen Shakes the Clown, I
guess I assume there's a bar for every interest.
Noah Levine's _Dharma Punx_ goes into this in some detail. Apparently
American Buddhists tend to be vegetarians, whereas in places like Tibet
they tend to eat mostly vegetables but often include small amounts of meat
(from the way he described it, way under one ounce per serving, but
greater than zero).
One can speculate that such a diet developed so as to not create B12
deficiencies and to achieve a little better amino-acid balance.
I had a barber who was a Vietnamese Buddhist and we talked about food a lot.
She was supposed to bring me a recipe for vegetarian crispy spring rolls
that her family made during some sort of holy week but then she was gone
from the shop next time I came in. Drat. At least I learned something...
hoisin sauce and milk. Tastes a lot better than it sounds.