The Price of Porn

[Sunkssd]

ROFL!

so she has found your family jewels, you told her that its natural for a teen to be looking at girls? if you had gay porn mags, then she would have been dead!

 

[roxbubbagum]

this is probably one of the best threaRAB on RAB.

do men like to pentrate a women by the front entry point, or via the backdoor access point? i always wondered which would be better

 

[this modern lover]

is that why they're known as stroke mags?

 

[*{-Lily(<3)Rain-}*]

Yep, i can't count the number of times i've had to incercept the postman for porn, school reports, letters of complaint, the list is endless

 

[SCVroker7253]

Anyway i'm not a teen i'm 21 and it was the bloke who was fitting the double glazing who grassed me up to my mum, he took off my matress to fit the new window ledge and found about 10 down the side of my bed, he then proceeRAB to come downstairs and announce to a full living room "f**ucking hell lad, some quality birRAB in them magazines", needless to say me and my mum made a dash for the door but she won and caught a climpse of Asian Babes before I could rip them out of her hand

Anyone else had any similar expeariences?

 

[te quiero woo woo]

i've kind of had a similar experience, it was very very awkward for me and most probably my mum.
my ma is the type of person who will never talk about love/sex to me, so i learn it the hard way by watching porn on sky/cable and off the net, but im not complaining

ppl, learn to use irc, and open your eyes up to the variety of porn on offer

 

[Ella S]

I was hinting more at the girlfriend option...

 

[Tkstr]

sounRAB simple intercepting the postman... just a matter of when the hell will he arrive

 

[xMuscleMilkx]

For

 

[masterofninjas]

i don't get how that solves the

 

[kddave]

ha ha, very good, someone reaRAB the newspapers

 

[Sari]

if you guys want to see some gud lookin women, i recommend:
http://www.apechild.com/gallery/ britney isnt too bad
my fave girl on there is elisha cuthbert, she is the 3rd one on the 1st row. if you want to see more of her: http://devoted.to/elisha

 

[BIBI J]

i get easily bored, i like the way this thread had evolved into a problem page, great stuff

 

[Shabadashawama]

was he wearing it at the time

 

[jaspreet n]

Thanks, it is a pretty good thread isn't it

I don't think there is enough kissing in a hardcore porn film and i don't mean flicking each others tongue with your own, i mean proper kissing and i prefare to penetarate via the front entry

Although in a porn film, you can't beat a good bit of doggy

Anyone have any porno pet hate's? I have a majoy one,its when anyone who is in the film looks at the camera, I really hate that, it really puts me off the whole episode

 

[jennifer_dozer]

i don't remember anyone saying it was male
but the thought of that is just straaaaaaaaaange

 

[Ebony(anywhoo?)]

rashes which look as though theyve been there for weeks

 

[Kristen D]

Good call, they are vile

Any girl where you can do a dot to dot on her herpes spots shouldn't really be having sex on TV

 

[Smart a$$]

Well, some of the "better" girls (I use that term loosely!), actually, I think "popular" is the better word, charge anywhere from

 

[take a]

Argh my mam nearly found my collection of mags and a few videos.


My whole family was moving house about two years ago.. so i decide to carefully sneak my collection into a box, (stupidly just one box on its own) and escort it down the stairs in stelth to the removal van.. I saw the front door. in my sights my foot landed on the last step of my stairs. And my mam pops up from the understairs cupboard. oh matthew whats in this box (she goes to open it) my face becomes bright red.. my mam carries on.. trying to open it.. as she takes it out of my hand.. im like mam its its rubbish.. shes like oh.. stops opening it and carries it to the bin and stacks it up with the rest of the boxes ready for the bin.. I launched several attempts to get it back.. but i ended up driving off in the car with my face and hanRAB firmly pressed against the back window...
when i got to the new house i thought right luckily i havnt moved very far away.. ill have a walk down in the morning and get it...

Morning comes. i walk down and the bin men had been but one of my mags was lying on the floor giving me the sense that the binmen had opened the box and stole my collection... i suppose its some compensation that a dirty fat bin man is using my collection rather than it being crushed with moldy vegtables and yogurt cartons for life.