The Only Way is Essex

Apparently the media's idea of Essex is Ilford and Loughton, which are really part of London. Somewhere like Maldon is completely different.
 
Im less anti Mark, having watched the second episode. Him sitting with his gran, eating too much bread pudding, made me smile.

The beautician is now my new irritant. She has the most awful face and will never make it in modelling.

I like Lauren and hope she, isn't playing up for the camera, and is actually moving on from Mark.
 
Jeez that guy telling Amy she'd be 'super famous'.

This just gets worse and worse. It wouldn't be so bad if they could at least act in the staged scenes, but they can't. Cracks me up.

And the girl band are terrible.
 
Just caught a bit of this on +1, was I seeing things or were there women sitting in a bath of fish? If so, whats all that about? Is it mean to be some sort of beauty treatment? Were the fish algae eaters? lol
 
Sam's has now been knocked down to make retirement flats. The Castle is now a club called Eclipse that attacts a young (underage) crowd



Thing is, it's got us all talking, even if it is just to slag it off. Our office buzz word is now 'vajazzle' :D

They could make an Office style series in my work but it would be bloody boring and far less orange.



Though as the former house band at Sugar Hut was Jodie Marsh's brothers band, it's actually an improvement.

Oh well, at least we can laugh about it
 
I'm from the Essex/London borders originally - sadly I'm afraid a lot of people from Brentwood/Romford/Billericay etc are EXACTLY like that. Thick and plastic.
 
Its an exfoliating type of beauty treatment - the fish eat the dead skin. Its usually just for the feet. There is a shop just for this in Hornchurch, just down the road from them.

Ah, the joys of Essex!
 
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