The Only Way is Essex

I HATE this program!

I live in Essex, although I live in North Essex not around where they live and we're nothing like that!! It was awful to watch and as I'm the same age as those guys it just gives us an awful image!

No, we don't talk like that or act like that, if you come to Essex don't expect to find people like that as you wont easily.

The people in this show are not how people in Essex are!
 
I'm actually from the Old Kent Road myself so I thought I'd seen some sights anyway. then I went to a wedding in Gravesend.....OMG!!!:eek: The orangeness was almost radioactive and the fake hair could have made a ladder to escape from a tower block.

I think the Essex people at work have got past the stage of being p*ssed off and are now just taking the p*ss out of the muppets on the show. OMG SHUT UP ;)
 
Should be once a week for an hour or twice a week for 40, half an hour is too short to get into it properly before it's finished, watched the first few two at a time.
 
My take on it is we already have Jordan/Alex/Jodie Marsh/Jack Tweed etc we do not need any other Z-list wannabees and by watching this trash we would be encouraging these deluded people to think that they are something special.

For that reason, I have not, nor will I , switch on.
 
Well Babes, I love watching this car crash television and cannot believe that they are not actors acting out a role! The monotone flat girls voices get me and they all sound like and look like the Stepford Wives! The fact that they all wear false eyelashes all the time and are all orange and have their hair coiffured to its roots every day just makes me feel so sad that they have nothing better in their lives. All their teeth are bright white too! What is even funnier is that my mother really is Nanny Pat to my boys and we keep teasing her even though she hasnt seen the programme! !:D
 
I think most people know that, although it must be galling for you to watch this. I do have frienRAB from Essex and they are nothing like that. I do know others who are, although they now live in Brighton.
 
It wouldn't be as orange, or as fake! Probably not as entertaining!

My hairdresser was asked to be on the show as she is getting married and they wanted to follow her story up til her wedding. Her partner's response was 'not in a million years'! :)
 
I live in Essex , Romford to be precise , and you've only got to go to Romford on a saturday and MOST of the girls look and sound like that. The slim girl with the cheekbones , she sounRAB exactly like the Essex girls age range 15-21
 
Tragic isn't he? Pillock! It's also fairly obvious that he is as thick as two short planks. His buddy Arg, on the other hand, is far nicer person - and far better looking I think - even though he's as wet as an October puddle!
 
I live and work in Brentwood where most of the show is set and I can honestly say I've never met anyone remotely like anyone in that programme. I know there are some people like that but they're a small % of the population here.

I'm actually embarassed that anyone might think those brain dead, orange fools represent me and mine,
 
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