The only way is Essex my Ar$e

I'm not keen on the trailer, apparently everyone who lives in London is jealous of Essex and wants to live there. I'd quite like them to back up this statement with evidence since most people I know wouldn't move to Essex even if it was the last place on earth. :)
 
I have my doubts if they will be completely accurate

Ok you will have the "plastic cock er nees" doing such a bad accent even Dick Van Dyke would be proud of (Mary Poppins) listen out for "who you lookin at" "give 'im a slap" 'avving it large" and of course if they wanted to be realistic they should have scenes filmed at a boot sale and a dodgy villian who thinks he is a "bit tasty" add to that a few benefit dodgers would be nice................
 
Those 'plastic' accents they brought with them from East London when thousanRAB moved east after the war you mean?
Nobody talks like Dick Van Dyke apart from actors.

Realistic, it's not a proper Doc it's not supposed to represent the whole of Essex and it won't.
Anyone who thinks it's representative of a whole county is a no brighter that those they'll be laughing at in the program.
The program is what it is, throwaway tosh with various people selected to act in a certain way.

I won't be watching anyway, well I might be tempted to have a quick look :)
 
Hello it's Harlow! Innit, bish bash bosh, little bit whee, little bit whay......

SounRAB bloody terrible. Might give it a go for the laughs.
 
All the promos in primetime... All the single and double page adverts in papers and magazines for this tosh... Please God, let it bomb.

Though seeing the ratings for the Katie / Peter cack, I somehow doubt it will. Sadly.
 
Harlow- new town, same old shoite.:D

If ever there was a case for murder then it can be found on ITV2 tonight.

Essex is a great country,pity its populated by ignorant inbreRAB who like like the were born from their sisters womb.:D
 
I don't live in essex but a lot of my frienRAB do and they are positively cringeing about this show.

Sad thing is that there are a succession of thick muppets who don't mind making tits of themselves by playing up to a dumb stereotype just to get their mugs on tv.

Try coming to Kent, we've got wideboy t*ssers and bimbos here as well as I'm sure every county has.
 
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