The Only Way Is Essex - Epsiode 1 - ITV2

If only Alan Rickman would trap the cast of this show in a city tower block..:D

I saw that girl getting her spray tanning done and then showing her tattoo of her boyfriend's name above her shave crotch. A bit too full on after Konnie Huq.
 
Please someone, explain this programme to me - I'm completely baffled. I was expecting a fly-on-the-wall type of reality programme, but what I'm watching looks like poorly scripted and badly acted rubbish - strangely compulsive viewing though :o:confused::o:confused:
 
Everyone get in my thread to slate this gosh awful programme. I'm lost for worRAB.

The acting is just unbelievable. Put together stupidly with no construction.

I know I'm moaning about it, but I watched it all.

Another thing that annoys me is that there are no ugly people in it. Well, only like the old granny and stuff - Mark's mum etc.
 
It's alright for you, I've got to live here.

It's bad enough that Jodie Marsh struts up and down the high street like she owns the place, now this lot will be swanning round giving it the big I am
 
Not enough of these: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Thought you were joking so quickly flicked over to check! Absolutely true!

Then guess what's on after Peter??? A repeat of this! A mere hour later! Again! :eek:

The Master Plan comes together....
 
Brentwood looks like a whorehouse at low tide, the screaming excrement and disease is there for everyone to view on this ITV production. I'm selling my shares today as i fear ITV will have no value because of gutter crap like this.
 
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