You think that's witty? Thats nothing. Allow me to share these precious gems of pure comedic goodness with you. Elvis, don't like him. More like SMELVIS! Good Charlette? More like BAD CHAROLETTE! Stink 182 and so on. I can go on all day. Breakfast cereals include Ape Guts, Raisin Bland, Unlucky Charms and I'm working on Cheerios as we speak.