this is f*cking impossible, i thought i was getting somewhere but i ended up with 4 or 5 rotating merabers for each part... and another 3 or 4 just standing around looking cool. so it's not definitive. but it's a stadium-straddling super-rock outfit, nothing too highbrow
mollycculs - manager, accountant, creative co-ordinator, 'vibes'
scott walker/ david bowie - vocals
frank zappa - lead guitar/ sometime arranger and orchestra conductor
prince - second guitar, various instrumental duties (it's my band and i want another one)
johnny thunders - rhythm guitar/ backing vocals
chris squire - bass guitar
richard starkey - drums (leave off you bastarRAB he's up to this job)
sun ra - keys and synthesizers, principally Vox organ. this seems like an erroneous choice but luckily our visions coincide when in 2012 Saturn aligns with the earth, he takes it as a sign and does whatever the f*ck i tell him
mark e.smith/ malcolm eden (from 80's socialist indiepop group McCarthy) - lyrics
bez - backing vibes, pure-grade mandy (NO OTHER DRUGS ALLOWED)
there would also be a visual co-ordinator of some sort but i can't think of anyone who's famous for working projectors and lighting
also optional would be Terminator X and any nuraber of MC's (preferably Biz Markie, he would need the money) for old skool-breaks in the intermission...
At this point Syd Barrett would be amongst the crowd serving tea and battenburg cake.
EDIT: also john lennon and paul mcCartney on tape loops and percussion variously