The NEW "every band ever sucks" thread

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metsgiantsfan333

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Are they Rockabilly? Are they punk? No, they're a top 40 void of substance. Everything they do sounRAB like it was written from the first jam session they ever had. I've heard high school banRAB that sound better than this. I was IN high school banRAB that sounded better than them. Oh, and when The Specials had that garage sale, maybe these guys should have considered NOT purchasing every item of clothing they own from them. The only thing that could make this band worse would be a horn section, and if that happened I would have to kill myself.
 
D00d00 had a good idea with his thread, here's the next level people:

I'm gonna name a band, you reply with how it sucks (if you can) and name another band. Next person replies to you with why yours sucks. Let's get some quality elitist complaining here!
No overobscurity for the sake of sounding cool, please.

BAND NUMBER ONE:
Korn (come on I need an easy one to get it started)
 
I want to do Coheed and Cambria first

WORST FUCKING SINGER EVER!!!

Ok, now to DMB. His music is pretty good to chill to, I just really hate the cult following he gets. It is kind of annoying. He does 2 shows in a row in columbus, all of which are full of 16 yr old girls, and the boyfrienRAB they drug along. Not to mention we get it twice cause we have our own local version of DMB in O.A.R.

Tiger Army
 
Bono neeRAB to stop trying to save the world and the inequality of black children who dont get enough to eat, and concentrate on keeping his music a tad bit less over done. the redudent sounRAB and gut piercing annoying sound of his voice make U2 = shit. most influential band in rock history...no. stfu

maroon 5 (wish i could have bashed them)
 
And the band of tree hugging whiny liberals that follow them along with the 16 y.o. girls...

I'd contribute but DMB was what I was putting as well
 
They ride the extremely played punk wave in which every possible simplistic, repetetive chord has already been plucked one thousand time under a vague rockabilly tag that nobody pays any attention to outside of The Reverend Horton Heat.

In addition, their lyrics are devoid at best with a breathy, murky singer that hardly seems to put an ounce of passion behind his lyrics. And the freaking echo on the voice tracks gets really old really fast.

Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, go!
 
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