The most offensive joke you know?

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Why did the women cross the road?

To get the groceries.

or

What do you do when a girl gets pulled into a van and raped?

Hurry up and finish before someone calls the cops.
 
why are black people good at basketball and baseball?

because they shoot, steal, and run.

there was 3 asian guys that lived in china, named bu, chu, and fu. they wanted to go to america and live there, but they wanted a american name. so bu changed his name to buck, and went to america, chu changed his name to chuck and lived in america, then fu said "um, never mind i'm going back to china."

not racsist or anything, im asian btw
 
Those aren't that offensive, but then again I'm used to my friends making jokes about women hahaha.

The most offensive one I've heard it "what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

NOT discriminating or anything. just a joke I've heard
 
Q. What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

A. You don't need nails to hang up the picture.
 
Two girls mary and julie are to cross a river.
Mary dives into the water and swims across.
Julie crosses a bridge to get to the other side.
Then who is more intelligent and why?




Mary,because she gets more marks in her school exams.
 
what word beginning in n and ending in r would u not want to call a black person?

the answers neighbor
 
lol.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari

Whats about 6 inches long, has a purple head and makes women scream? An abortion
 
Why do black people smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

What does one cheap guy say to another cheap guy?

mazeltov
 
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