The most amazing quotes in the world......ever!!

[<morgiexXxbear>]

"absolute power corrupts absolutely"
-zaa730

 

[valkyrie_55]

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon

 

[unknownspiritx5]

Death is not an event in life: we do not live to experience death. If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.

-Wittgenstein

 

[Baby Wong ™]

''When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think fish will be thrown in to the sea''

-An arrogant frenchman....
(Eric Cantona, day after fly-kicking a 'fan'....)

 

[dyn4mik3]

"He who would give up an ounce of freedom for a pound of security, will lose both and deserve neither."

- Benjamin Franklin

 

[Pierced Kiss]

An apple a day is seven apples a week.

~ fstrulz

 

[Manny 2 Fanny]

SSDD -Stephen King (Same shit different day)

 

[Buddy R]

Politics -- the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other. -- Oscar Ameringer

 

[sNYDER]

The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at. : marilyn manson

 

[Backwards_Bob]

An apple a day is seven apples a week.

~ fstrulz

Wrong, thread. I'm sure there was a 'most retarded quotes' thread somewhere, try there....:dry: