The most amazing quotes in the world......ever!!

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' - Ronald Reagan

Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle. - Ken Hakuta

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel
 
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants
to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant." ~Bill Hicks
 
W.C.Fields

"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."

"How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon--and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter."

"A woman drove me to drink, and I'll be a son-of-a-gun but I never even wrote to thank her."

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven."


"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
 
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"The smaller the mouse, the bigger the baby"

George Schracta, famous Czechoslovakian cobbler. :whistling

"Always get a receipt on Black Friday"

Busyman, infamous shopper and internet character. :whistling
 
No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only had good intentions. He had money as well. -- Margaret Thatcher
 
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