There's this fuck up in my class named Matt Mackensie.
I was his friend for about 3 weeks at the begining of the year. Then he pissed on a wall at recess, in the view of 20 other students. I then came to the conclusion that he was a fuck up, and I was right. He's the most annoying shit fucker in the world. He has only one friend, Devon, who's also my friend, but he's only his friend out of pity. And he's clearly losing his shit with Matt too.
The reason why everybody hates him is that he has no personality. All he can do is copy other people.
Example: My friend Saunders said 'Hey Pappi' in a perfectly executed tone of voice. So we thought it was funny. At the same time, we respected the fact that it was his joke. So what did Matt do? He attempted to say 'Hey Pappi' and failed brutally. We nearly killed him.
He's SO weak. Eddy, who is the shortest kid in our grade, destroyed Matt with two punches. Matt tried to give him too punchs, Eddy didn't flinch, and proceeded to giving him a concusion.
Matt also talks to himself. Seriously, I think it's cause he has no friends to talk to.
Example. Today during gym, I had to take a massive shit, so I did. When I got back, it took so long, that I was left in the change room with Matt alone, cause he's too womanish to change as fast as a normal person. He wears Long Johns for fuck sake. So in the change room, he clearly says 'Today was a pretty shitty day.' so instinctively, I said 'Shut up, Matt.' What does Matt say? "I wasn't talking to you." I asked who the fuck he was talking too, seeing as we were the only ones there. He ignored me, and went on.
Matt is overly imaginative, but in the gayest way possible.
Example:
Matt: If you tell me to shut up, 'I'll grab you thenillfuckyoufhjsfsdt
fsfkjf 20gage shotgunsd jhsfhjh hajfkhsjkhfj then grab a polevjkgkgngagjkgnjfkhgjfghthen you fall sjfksjgjkajgksjfgkjb get raped to deatghjfkjsfkjskdjfsteALjkjgkjgdkjgyourmomj jfskjflasjdl ipod.
Instead of bothering to listen to his shit, I just ignore him and shake my head in disaproval. Worse yet he's using this shitty style of imagination to write a story for a project. The basic storyline is that he kills everybody in the class room in some extremely faggy/republican/retarded/christian way. I can't wait to see the look on her face when she decides to send him to a therapist.
Seeing as I hate him the most, I take all the shit for everyone else since for some odd reason, despite the fact that he sucks at everything, our teacher loves him. And hates me, because I do my patriotic duty in trying to make my country better. She went as far as to let him get away with the best example of PLAGIARISM I've ever seen.
Basically we were supposed to make a story up, then put in a book format, then read it to the class. I made the best one, and Everybody agrees that this is true. Even our 60 year old bitch of a teacher. But I digress, he copied the EXACT beginning of Final Fantasy VII, word to word, from when Cloud is in the Reactor, to when he gets his paycheck. He made sure to be extra racist in this by stating all of the characters races as they appeared. All he did was rename the characters with people he thought were his 'friends'
Example:
Barret: Devon (And you had to feel sorry when Matt read out his name, as his face went to horror)
Tifa: Amanda, who is a girl 2 years younger than Matt, that he asked out, and then went on to destroy his self esteem seconds later. She may be young, but the girl can see future date rapes.
Now to enforce this, he SERIOUSLY plagiarised Final Fantasy VII. I mean this was word to word, movement to movement sort of thing. I've never stood by such literary unprofessionalism in my life. I listened to 4 year olds who made better stories then that shit, based on the fact that they actually made it.
So when me and my friends were releived from listening to it, we talked about how plagiaristic it was. Then the teacher 'caught us' despite the fact that we were simply exercising freedom of speech (and truth). Then she stuck up for the retard again because since she doesn't know what a video game is, she assumed he made a story based off X-men. So after that shit, we just laughed at the whole thing.
I'm sure there are more shitty things about Matt that we forgot to mention, but thats all I remember. The worst thing is that after all this shit, he still lives under the false impression that he has friends.
That's my rant.
I was his friend for about 3 weeks at the begining of the year. Then he pissed on a wall at recess, in the view of 20 other students. I then came to the conclusion that he was a fuck up, and I was right. He's the most annoying shit fucker in the world. He has only one friend, Devon, who's also my friend, but he's only his friend out of pity. And he's clearly losing his shit with Matt too.
The reason why everybody hates him is that he has no personality. All he can do is copy other people.
Example: My friend Saunders said 'Hey Pappi' in a perfectly executed tone of voice. So we thought it was funny. At the same time, we respected the fact that it was his joke. So what did Matt do? He attempted to say 'Hey Pappi' and failed brutally. We nearly killed him.
He's SO weak. Eddy, who is the shortest kid in our grade, destroyed Matt with two punches. Matt tried to give him too punchs, Eddy didn't flinch, and proceeded to giving him a concusion.
Matt also talks to himself. Seriously, I think it's cause he has no friends to talk to.
Example. Today during gym, I had to take a massive shit, so I did. When I got back, it took so long, that I was left in the change room with Matt alone, cause he's too womanish to change as fast as a normal person. He wears Long Johns for fuck sake. So in the change room, he clearly says 'Today was a pretty shitty day.' so instinctively, I said 'Shut up, Matt.' What does Matt say? "I wasn't talking to you." I asked who the fuck he was talking too, seeing as we were the only ones there. He ignored me, and went on.
Matt is overly imaginative, but in the gayest way possible.
Example:
Matt: If you tell me to shut up, 'I'll grab you thenillfuckyoufhjsfsdt
fsfkjf 20gage shotgunsd jhsfhjh hajfkhsjkhfj then grab a polevjkgkgngagjkgnjfkhgjfghthen you fall sjfksjgjkajgksjfgkjb get raped to deatghjfkjsfkjskdjfsteALjkjgkjgdkjgyourmomj jfskjflasjdl ipod.
Instead of bothering to listen to his shit, I just ignore him and shake my head in disaproval. Worse yet he's using this shitty style of imagination to write a story for a project. The basic storyline is that he kills everybody in the class room in some extremely faggy/republican/retarded/christian way. I can't wait to see the look on her face when she decides to send him to a therapist.
Seeing as I hate him the most, I take all the shit for everyone else since for some odd reason, despite the fact that he sucks at everything, our teacher loves him. And hates me, because I do my patriotic duty in trying to make my country better. She went as far as to let him get away with the best example of PLAGIARISM I've ever seen.
Basically we were supposed to make a story up, then put in a book format, then read it to the class. I made the best one, and Everybody agrees that this is true. Even our 60 year old bitch of a teacher. But I digress, he copied the EXACT beginning of Final Fantasy VII, word to word, from when Cloud is in the Reactor, to when he gets his paycheck. He made sure to be extra racist in this by stating all of the characters races as they appeared. All he did was rename the characters with people he thought were his 'friends'
Example:
Barret: Devon (And you had to feel sorry when Matt read out his name, as his face went to horror)
Tifa: Amanda, who is a girl 2 years younger than Matt, that he asked out, and then went on to destroy his self esteem seconds later. She may be young, but the girl can see future date rapes.
Now to enforce this, he SERIOUSLY plagiarised Final Fantasy VII. I mean this was word to word, movement to movement sort of thing. I've never stood by such literary unprofessionalism in my life. I listened to 4 year olds who made better stories then that shit, based on the fact that they actually made it.
So when me and my friends were releived from listening to it, we talked about how plagiaristic it was. Then the teacher 'caught us' despite the fact that we were simply exercising freedom of speech (and truth). Then she stuck up for the retard again because since she doesn't know what a video game is, she assumed he made a story based off X-men. So after that shit, we just laughed at the whole thing.
I'm sure there are more shitty things about Matt that we forgot to mention, but thats all I remember. The worst thing is that after all this shit, he still lives under the false impression that he has friends.
That's my rant.
