The Life Sucks List

That list makes me sad...

I didn't know that Prince Albert of Edinburgh killed himself... gah
Oh and don't want to start a political debate, but Salvador Allende was supposed to have been forced to kill himself.

And, wow, Freud also killed himself...

EDIT: Emilio Salgari (1911), Italian writer, by seppuku ===> OUCH
 
I should have seen that link since it was the second one in the list, but I started scrolling down to the bottom where they have the questionable suicides.
 
Indeed... oh and Seppuku for all of those who care, and don't have the link is :







Huh? care to explain? Is Prince Albert some kind of... Campbell soup or something? :lol:
 
I smell something funny about the timing and two suicide notes. You'd think one was enough.

That gives me an idea: Hallmark Goodbye Cruel World cards.
 
Close, pipe tobacco. Back in the day, just after the tryannical reign of the dinosaurs but before video games hit the market, us old-timers would sometimes get our kicks via the telephone. Amongst other pranks we would play on unsuspecting victims, we would call them and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can. If the reply would be, "Yes", we would say, "Well, you better let him out before he suffocates".

Then we would laugh all the way into town and get a malted and catch the matinee for two bits.
 
One is never enough when you are trying to complete a successful cover up.




They'd sell out, but I could see them in a "EverythingMakesOutcast" kit. The last page could be for power of attorney or for people they wanted to take with them.

Hope for social security?
 
suisanta.jpg
 
The stop sign in the background is great, but if you add two screaming kids (to the rear window of that SUV) telling Santa to think about Rudolph...priceless.
 
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