The Jr. High Girls.

Ever feel like the biggest pedo out there when you see a pretty girl at a party, approach her, and think "she must be 17, that's cool" (I'm 19). Turns out this girl was 14...that's Jr. High age. I didn't even know kid's that young drank. Now I have to leave and take a cold shower.

Schools out for the summer and kids are going to my neighborhood's Wednesday parties, making me feel pedo.

Ever happen to you?
 
Worse. I'm 31. Driving to work I see a hot chick. I check her out. I later find out that she's my neighbor's friend and she's 16. I'm damn near twice her age. Sure she's dressed like a 30 year old tramp but I'm the pervert.
 
happened to me once, at a party this kid has a hot sister... So we were talking and i get up to go to the bathroom and my boy comes up and says you realize how old she is right? I am like nope.. Try 13.. so unless you wanna get put in jail for a couple years you might wanna chill out... safe to say i left the party after that. And yes it would have been illegal i am 18 >
 
Pretty much sums it up. The small town I'm in, there's no girls close to my age, so it's safe to assume that any girl who catches my eye is a few years younger. Still catch myself staring once in a while, though. Damnit, why can't I be about five years younger?!:confused:
 
Yeah, you start talking to a girl, and then you're friend comes up to you "Dude, you know that's a freshman, right?" >.< No worries though, once I go to college I won't have to deal with that problem at all because everyone will be older than me. :tongue:
 
I did the same thing my senior year. We call the girl jailbait to this day. I still see her when I go back home though...still freakin' hot. Ok. Ending the pedo talk.
 
heh...this reminds me of a quote I read somewhere, the place currently escapes me but meh, it doesn't matter.

"Girls ask for it, they act all mature and stuff. Then you stick your cock in her ass and she gets all bitchy and starts yelling "I'M ONLY 13 I'M ONLY 13"

I'm so going to hell for laughing at that, lol
 
Eh, I usually don't have that problem. Younger chicks don't bother me. As long as the chicks isn't still in diapers, I'll hit it.

Haha, but in all seriousness, yeah that happens to me a lot. I was talking to this chick online for a week or so, and she kept saying how she wanted to hang out and shit. In all her pics she looks my age, and then she tells me that she's an 8th grader. Needless to say, I haven't spoke to her since then.
 
I think it has something to do with what they put in the water nowadays.

Anyway Skelter, I completely know how you feel. I was freshly 18 when I was hanging out at the local park, along came this nice looking blond who had hooters as huge as some of the girls who get implants nowadays. We introduced ourselves to each other, started talking, and talked some more about hooking up. After a little bit we started making out right there in the park. Once we got done making out (thank God that's all we did), I realized I never found out how old she was so I asked her.

Now I'm thinking somewhere in the realm of 16... maybe 17, so you can imagine my dawning horror when she replied "11 years old."

It took a second, and I wanted to scream it in her face but all I could let out was a hoarse whisper.

"11?" :eek:

And she replied, "Yeah, and actually I think we should cool it because my babys' daddy (she didn't let me know she was pregnant til then either), will be here soon."

Fine by me I thought. So I went to get in my car, drove home and took two showers after that... I was never so disgusted in my life.

FUCK 11?!?
 
Kinky can be good; not so much that kind of kinky, but sometimes it can be good. It's the illegal part that really bothers me.
 
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