the jackhammer rip-off thread

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thatgirl88

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in other worRAB, pm me an album and i'll review it here. why would you care what i think about whatever album you decide to send me? i don't know. but i don't mind listening. i reserve the right to be overly critical or dismissive of anything i don't understand. i guess that's it.
 
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I'll send a pm your way too.
 
Silvester Anfang - Kosmies Slachtafual

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So there's two songs here, one called "My father was a wolf and my mother a whore," and the other one is "Confiture for the Satan Youth" except both in Dutch, of course. Basically it's free-form jam music in the vein of Sunburned Hand of the Man mixed with Halloween music. Not much drive, somewhat sloppy musicianship and redundancy keep it from succeeding much even as far as pointless dark music goes. Maybe if they'd done it in the 60's...

Ludus – The Visit/The Seduction

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This music makes me uncomfortable in my own skin. I'll have to listen to it until it's assimilated. It strikes me as that kind of record.
 
The Drones - Havilah

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this is kind of all over the place. the lead singer kind of sounRAB like the guy from scratch acid. the music careens from blues to noise rock to dark folk and everything in between. maybe the songs need time to grown on me but on first listen they sound a bit unfocused and tend to drift along, shifting abruptly. some songs are also unnecessarily and distractingly dense. interesting listen though. 6/10

the vampires of dartmoore - dracula's musical cabinet

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wtf? putting this album on would be a great way to make a room full of people really uncomfortable.
 
Snowman - The Horse, The Rat, and the Swan

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Somehow simultaneous sinister and snotty as fuck, when they pick up they really rock and sound like a dreamed of long-forgotten post-punk band, and when they wind down they delve into creepy Current 93 style ambient folk. Noisy, dark, pissed off, etc. Very good.
 
robyn hitch**** - i often dream of trains

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yes!!! three and a half thumbs up.

capability brown - voice

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pretty laid-back fusion of progressive and psychedelic rock. very king crimson at points, but without the originality. could be worse...
 
the unicorns - who will cut our hair when we're gone?

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annoying indie bleepy bloop music-- heard this record done better and worse and don't really want to hear it again
 
i didnt like hllllllyh at all....
havent heard fiery furnaces DLing.
i agree that the album can be a bit grating on first listen. if you gave it time i bet you would change your mind.
 
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