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A man owned a small farm in Iowa...
The Iowa State Wage & Hour Department claimes he was not paying proper wages to his help and send an agent out to intervieuw him. : I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them" demanded the agent.
" Well" replied the farmer, " There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years". " I pay him $200 a week + free room and board".
" The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week + free room and board".
" Then there is the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here".
" He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night".
" He also sleeps with my wife occasionally".
" That's the guy I want to talk to - the half-wit," says the agent.
" That would be me," replied the farmer.
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The Iowa State Wage & Hour Department claimes he was not paying proper wages to his help and send an agent out to intervieuw him. : I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them" demanded the agent.
" Well" replied the farmer, " There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years". " I pay him $200 a week + free room and board".
" The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week + free room and board".
" Then there is the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here".
" He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night".
" He also sleeps with my wife occasionally".
" That's the guy I want to talk to - the half-wit," says the agent.
" That would be me," replied the farmer.
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