The I'm A Bigger Prick Than You thread

and... George Bush hates black people. That comment alone puts him nuraber one on the list of ignorant ****s, even higher than the 40% of douchebags just on this board alone.
 
I'm Nicky Wire.

The sole reason I'm famous is because I'm such a publicity addicted c*nt who has nothing positive to say about anyone and because I play bass (very poorly) for Manic Street Preachers, though I'm now also the lyricist for the band since EdwarRAB disappeared, probably because me being such an obnoxious tool finally drove him to the point of insanity and so he chose to live a reclusive life in the wilderness, surviving on a steady diet of squirrels. I act like a huge big shot even though my band hasn't done anything remotely relevant since 1996, I don't even contribute much to my band other than the sh*tty lyrics, with which I pretend to be politically conscious, but just end up babbling like an incoherent idiot, because I am one. In reality I'm just a big attention whore, I really get off on insulting other musicians, preferably those that are more talented than me, so I have my hanRAB full, I also like to dress in womens clothes to make a statement, and because I like imitating Kurt Cobain. I even have a solo career, which is so incredibly awful and most of the time I'm too wasted to even perform, because having no respect for your audience and profession is so cool now.

I'm the pure erabodiment of the typical attention whore rock star with no talent to show for it, and for that I am the biggest prick in the universe.
 
They have the football fan attitude, none of my frienRAB would listen to Radiohead because they don't understand emotion in music beyond singing it drunkenly in pubs whilst linking arms.

They can't do that with Paranoid Android, so therefore "Radiohead are ****".
 
I am Noel Gallagher.

I often compare myself to Keith RicharRAB and John Lennon and start petty feuRAB with other banRAB to pass the time. I fight with my brother all the time and make our pissy arguments open to all and I can't restrain myself from insulting superior banRAB and musical acts. I brag about how many drugs I've taken and insinuate they have no damaging effects on me. I pretend that rock music is the only legitimate musical genre and I make fun of others' appearances even though it looks as if I got severely beaten with the ugly stick.

Prick enough?
 
Reading these quotes bring to mind a Lewis Black quote in which Lewis talks about the left side of the brain looking to the right side and saying: "It's dark in here...and we may die."
 
Hi I'm Rivers Cuomo

i used to make good music that people actually cared to listen to and then i got famous and said "**** it i can coast on mainstream pop garbage for the rest of my career" so my band came out with "beverly hills" then we i came out with a ****ty solo album so people would think i was still "indie rock" which they might have if it didnt have a ****ing ice cube cover on it

then of course weezer made the pork and beans video so we could cover the fact thats its one of our worst songs by throwing a bunch of random youtube phenoms into it

i married an asian just so my band would appeal on the other side of the world

i used to have horn rimmed glasses and a bowl cut with solid color tees but now im all plaid and mustached so i can be as much against fashion as possible

i contributed to a movie about alternative religion in a prison just so convicts and buddhists would like my music

im so self concius that i got surgery so my legs would be the same length

in summary everything that ive done in my life has just been to aqquire more fame because im a prick
 
Now you're just being ****ing ridiculous.

Anyone who's ever listened to some of the lyrics from The Blue Album and Pinkerton knows Cuomo has some kind of weird asian chick fetish.



The guy had a birth condition where one of his legs was shorter than the other. Jeez, what a prick.
 
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