the "i'll do it later" syndrome

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magpie_complex

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have you ever had something you needed done, but felt lazy, so you said "i'll do it later?"

I have. it's called the "i'll do it later" syndrome. here's how it works:

you have a project due, but you are currently engaged in your favorite activity: watching TV, reading a book (seriously... who reads anymore?), watching porn, posting on wtf.com, or whatever you do. so, you say "i'll do it when i'm done this."

so, you finish whatever you're doing, but your project isn't due for another 3 weeks. so, you say "i'll do it tomorrow." tomorrow rolls around, but you feel too damn lazy. "i'll do it after supper." "i'll do it tomorrow." "i'll do it next week."

so, finally the day before the project is due rolls around, and the thought flashes through your mind. "Oh fuck, i have that project due tomorrow." then you get mad at the teacher/boss/whoever gave you the project for "not giving you more time."

it is something that affects lazy humans all over the world.
 
Sometimes called "Procrastination" but thats only in some circles...like the kids who passed fifth grade...no offense...i've been doing it for years...you wont get over it...but they say that procrastination is that mark of a true genius
 
Holy fuck!! *gehtfucts brain becomes all tinglely*
Damn son,if you said:"..wearing only dirty boxers,and scratching yourself.."
Oat soda would have shot out my nose and been all over the screen.
Dude...you're talkin' about me.....craaazy maaaan!
 
Shit. Hygene (sp??) [hey,it was funny.Geht over it.] My wife is so anal about the "C" word...Clean...She cleans stuff before I geht to it. Ummm...Oh! The Topic....Eh! My favorite saying is: "Why do it now,when there's someone who can't wait two fuckin' minutes!!and they do it for you"......or something like that.
 
Yep. Thats been done a million times too,im sure. It's typical,no biggie.
I was gonna say:"You'd better be smart,if not confident"...but then I realiZed,we're @WTFever.com
....and you're a Mod,to boot...
Muwaaahahahah!! Booyah Broken!!

Sorry Mags...Broken loves that shit.
 
I did some of my best papers in college the night before, and I swear I was always late for class when papers were due becaue the fucking printer would always break. Fucking Doyle's Law ... lol
 
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