The guilt game.

Skweeky said:
Is she due a period?

You can't hold it against her if that is the case
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Well, you can hold it against her, just can't put it in. Especially if there are fresh sheets on the bed.

Abstinence is usually my choice during these sanguine few days but I hear that Americans put green towels down to soak up any menstrual spillage.
We Brits just don't have the foresight :(
 
When I was at school, we had a classmate convinced that a '69' was when a girl gathered up her menstrual discharge in a glass with a flake in it for the guy to drink.

We sustained that for several years. Ah, the days of innocence.
 
Skweeky said:
How will this naked waitressing job work during those 'sanguine' days?

Can I have them off?
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That won't be necessary. I'll fashion some kind of device for you to wear that'll avoid drippage.

Wouldn't want great big pools of nasty period on the pristine kitchen floor.
Someone might slip and sue me :smilie4:
 
I'm no expert, although being female I suppose I'm more of one than a man, but usually when you get your head ripped off for something silly there's an underlying more serious reason. You see, women get so angry and rageful about the serious stuff that they bottle it up because they don't know how to impress upon their partner just how fucked off they are. Then, when you put a fork in the knife drawer she lets rip. Simple really.
 
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