The Getting Fat Thread

[azirontoticon]

I've decided to not care about going overboard on desserts this holiday season. Currently I've gained about 10 lbs in the last month, and still clirabing. All traces of a six pack are now gone. I'm at 180ish right now, trying to hit a cool 2 hundo by new years.

 

[stumpy]

Already there and going the other way. Maybe we can high-five as we pass each other.

 

[Tech]

this doesnt seem paleo

 

[YALONDE B]

Cavemen didn't celebrate Christmas.

in before the origins of christmas are pagan

 

[Maid in England]

I've plateaud somehow - as a fat, disgusting POS. Coincidentally, I just placed an order for a cheese steak hoagie (with mayo) AND fries for lunch.

 

[My name is not bruce]

got it. where should I put this?

 

[natashankhan]

I'm still pretty much 100% paleo except for desserts. The difference between now and a month ago is, instead of eating a little bit of dessert every couple days or a couple of times a week or whatever, it's mulitple times a day.

I've had 5 Krispy Kreme donuts so far today.

 

[Murcatko]

Gross. I wonder how those 5 donuts stack up against my cheese steak. And fries.

 

[psychick2006]

Well I also had 2 roughly 1/4lb burger patties for lunch that were made with grass-fed New Zealand beef. My insides are so confused these days.

 

[md.sahidul]

Ha! My weakness is scrapple! I can feel myself gaining weight but only in my aeries! So much fat but terribly addicting. I've only had it in Delaware before but I finally found a store that sells it near me and I think I've had some every morning since... Adkins approved! I'll have mine with butter!

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[Myguel A nti Lâches]

wtf is that

 

[Mishi]

Aww yeah:

 

[firemedic0703]

wtf with lime, they dont sell that shit here

 

[Madi B]

where do you live, Madagascar?

 

[Devin M.]

Its not hard to make in a pinch either.

 

[elaina. :D]

yeaa bulk up with fat so you can bareback at the pier. its been fun the past few times i went. boxin up yo.

 

[superjimmyplus]

i ate 12 dough nuts i donmt care

 

[thursdaylsr]

i got moved from doing field work into the office in the beginning of march. i gained 25 pounRAB before july. luckily, that slowed down and i havent gained more than 5 pounRAB since then, but i was starting to get worried. i had to buy all new pants because it all went to my gut. i used to be pretty fit, and now im fatter ...and weaker than ever before. bench weight has gone down 40 lbs in the past year because ive been too busy eating key lime pie than going for a run.

its sickening

 

[mobby]

Losing weight can be lard to do. I donut see the problem with having some treats every so often though.

 

[Jeff N]

Scrapple? It's this breakfast meat that's regional to the Pennsylvania-Delaware area. It's called scrapple because it's made up primarily from the pig scraps (hearts/livers/lard/ect.) SounRAB gross, but so good. Any Delawarean will vouch for it.