Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky and peanut butter
A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris and it cured the man's blindness, but sadly the last thing the man saw was a roundhouse kick to the face
The only reason babys cry is because they know that they just entered a world of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls in water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters because the mirror knows not to stand between Cuck Norris and Chuck Norris
Aliens do exsist they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
