The fucking weather...

-mija-

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I hate living in Georgia. At the first sign of Spring, the tornadic producing storms waste no time in showing their ugly fucking faces. Now me, being and always have been Ms. Paranoid, has to find shelter somewhere, other than this unsturdy piece of shit MOBILE HOME. (Another reason I hate living in Georgia, you live in a mobile home? Haha! White trash. :rolleyes: ) There's this nearby baseball park. Towards the back of the park is a huge (height, width and length) water tunnel thing. I've already planned out how to get there if the park gates are closed. Because tonight, the bad storms are supposed to be here from 3am-8am and the park closes at midnight. Problem is, I'd have to take 5 dogs, 2 reptiles and 3-4 people in a MUSTANG. What fun. I'm so tired of these fucking storms. I wish I could move back to Missouri. If you need me I'll be in the water tunnel... thing.

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I am with ya man. It's in the 70's sunny and a nice breeze wisping all week long, then late friday the t-stroms roll in and stay for the weekend. 9 weekends in a row w/. the exception on one Sat.
 
I would love to have those kinds of storms where I live, but alas, I live in the fucking desert and all we get are fucking wildfires. Damn it! No rain and wildfires piss me off!!!
 
A fire that is started out in the wild when it is dries and hot. When it is very dry and very hot, the sun beams down then sparks a fire on dried out trees then spread throughout the land.
 
I am not talking about a person catching on fire. I am talking about dry leaves or dry trees sparking a blaze then spreading. But maybe if she was standing in the woods or a field full of dry grass and it sparked and spread quickly and she did not make it, then you can consider her in flames.
 
At least you don't live is two-fucks Montana where it was 60 degrees out a few days ago, then we got 4 inches of snow in a windy-snowstorm with bitter cold in a hour or two during early evening. My dog couldn't even believe what had just transpired. I would take hanging out with the gators over freezing my nuts off.
 
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