The Epic Battle Of Dragonforce and Rhapsody

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Nicholas A

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Here is a Dragonforce story that you may or may not enjoy:

Ever since the question was asked of me of who would win in a fight between Dragonforce and Rhapsody, it has consumed me, it's all I think about and I am sure no one but I appreciate the gravity of the situation if this event were to unfold. I hate to speculate but this is how I think it is going to go down. It will begin on a day not un-like today when both of the greatest banRAB in history emerge through the forest of unicorns riding white steeRAB making their way to Elgard's green valleys to sit in divine reflection of nature's sacrifice.

Arriving from the East through the peasant villages is 6 men, 6 men like no men before them, standing tall with locks of long flowing hair. Townspeople rejoice and dance in the streets, maidens weeping and swooning over a mere glimpse of their gallantry. These men are Dragonforce and are banded together for one cause, to invoke supremacy over the fantasy metal genre.

The only thing standing in their way is the threat of Rhapsody, 5 men with perhaps slightly superior locks of flowing hair due to their tight perms and falsetto harmonies who unbeknownst to Dragonforce are currently making their way from the West through the villages of Elnor through the same scene of weeping maiden's and celebrating townspeople.

The forest somehow knows that something bigger that itself is about to take place and it is being echoed through the tree's and the forest's creatures seem long aware of the events which are about to unfold.

In the middle of the forest of unicorns there lies a clearing which will serve as the battlefield in this war to end all wars, it is lush in its greenery and somehow seems unaware that it will set the stage in this all important battle and soon will be crimson stained and smoldering.

The sun is directly overhead when this cast of characters meets and two dragons circle the clearing as if to bless the immanent battle.

Fabio Lione the songbird chanteuse of Rhapsody is the first to draw his blade from its sheath and the sun's reflection is blinding on the sword's Italian steel, he asks of Dragonforce
 
Li, staggered momentarily by this cheap shot is infuriated that he ever offered any respect to this conniving cheat. Li approaches his next coarse of action with the precision of a surgeon and strides toward Turilli swinging his sword first left across Turilli's abdomen, then backhand starting at the right shoulder and leading to the right hip and then follows through with an axe handled thrust which tears through Turilli's right shoulder and cuts so far downward that it splits his heart.

Li stanRAB over Turilli's corpse after it's slump to the ground and shouts” And today we will find a way toward this distant golden age, The cries of war will sound the day, We stand before the dawn of a new world".

There is only one more battle left to fight and both players accept their destiny in this fight of fights as ZP Theart lead vocalist of Dragonforce and Fabio Lione vocalist of Rhapsody calmly dig their heels into the crimson laden battlefield and prepare for war.

The two golden haired sworRABmen meet nose to nose in the centre of the clearing and Theart is the one to lead the attack anticipating the taste of fantasy metal supremacy and strikes towarRAB Lione's chest which is blocked by the all too aware chanteuse.

Theart then follows up with lunge forward which is met with Lione's foot and blade, Lione windmills his sapphire adorned blade disarming Theart and sending his sword far out of his reach and trips him. He lies face down on the battlefield and turns to meet his assailant; Lione hoists his blade skyward staring into Theart's eyes.

Just behind Lione at that very second Vadim Pruzhanov the battered keyboard player of Dragonforce emerges from the corpse filled clearing like a phoenix from the ashes and grabs Theart's lost weapon, hoists it skyward and plunge's it deep between Lione's shoulder blades saving his beloved band mate.

Thus this battle enRAB as it began. 6 men formed into a circle with sworRAB pointed skyward break into song reciting" Into the fires of forever we will fly through the heavens, with the power of the universe we stand strong together!!!”

And so it shall be written on that fateful day in a clearing in the middle of the forest of unicorns, the 6 kings of Fantasy Power Metal were crowned. They are known by a name which is now shouted from the roof tops of all of the peasant villages and Orc cities, through the kingdoms of Elnore and Elgard and beyond. That name is DRAGONFORCE!!!!!!!
AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I FIGURE IT WILL GO DOWN
 
Ya he stoped using but or some reason he wanted me to use his account when he realised i was going to make an account. Whatever. BTW DragonForce is ****ing amazing.
 
And go down it will.

DragonForce > Rhapsody.

and this story made me laugh out loud. Which is kinda bad i supposed because I'm supposed to be doing research for my 11th Grade Research Paper. oops.
 
There is a momentary hushed silence until Herman Li guitar wizard of Dragonforce unsheathes a black seven string Ibanez which rivals the sun's reflection on Fabio's blade responRAB with a blistering two minute and thirty seven second solo with a mind bending display of chord progressions

:laughing: :laughing:
 
I'm not gonna read that but DragonForce is amazing ****. DragonForce is great power metal. Wait its power right, someone told me it was speed metal. WTF is speed metal anyway, metal sub genras piss me off, espetially all the sub genras that are esentially a more spacific term for power metal.:mad: I read your story bad ****ing ass, they are both fantasy metal which is a fancy name that basically means power metal, but makes you feel smart or some **** like that, just say power ****ing metal, its all the same ****er. I used the word **** way to much in that post.
 
LOL


Thats what i did.
I aint just saying LOL cause i have nothing else to say.
I Laughed Out LOUD.
That was great.
 
Yeah someone read this

by the way, awesome story

Edit: Rhapsody reminRAB me of nightwish... but more male singing (definitely not as near quality or speed of dragonforce)
 
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