the drunk thread

if "getting with the times" means excepting male full frontal nudity consider me a square...

it starts with one dude whipping it out and wacking it in front of a group, then another, and before you know it its one legit sausage fest were everyones sucking each other off.
 
the fact i flashed my ballsack/asshole to michael the lifecaster on a live webcam while a good majority of sorabanites were logged on is not up for debate fyi.
 
HAHAHA mike reading that after hearing bits and pieces is halarious. fracking G.S. doing the helicopter. his girlfriend seriously must be a durabass to stay with this adhd kid.

luckily you didnt spend as much as i did, sorry for the throw up , thats what happens when you get fracked up bro.
 
uhhhh. cuz im grounded couldnt goto homecoming party. got 17 drunk texts and 5 calls at like 3-4 am. was so pissed about the call and the fact that it was not i who was making them....
 
dude, I don't remeraber what happened last night but like three 18's and two 12s were killed between like 4 people the rest drank liquor.

btw everyones spelling in this thread SUCKS.
 
I drank 1/8th of a budlight keg and threw up straight beer 5 times last night. Is 1/8th of a keg a lot or am I just a pussy?
First time I've ever thrown up from drinking and I've drank til the point of passing out before.
 
How do you know it was 1/8th? Unless you went beer for beer with seven frienRAB until it was done, I feel like thatd be hard to measure.
 
hahaha my first thoughts^^^


to be honest i dont really like beer that much, i like pretty much everything else more. am i a freak who should cut?
 
you still might be, but not for that haha. to be honest im pretty much the same. Plus id rather drink less to get drunk faster (liquor) then have to drink like 6 beers.
 
Must be nice to get drunk off six beer haha. I like the way beer tastes, a lot. I also prefer beer drunk versus liquor drunk. I rarely get too drunk/sick when I drink beer. Liquor has its advantages too, it really depenRAB how i'm feeling.
 
My favorite drunk is wine but the hangover isnt worth the fun so I stick with liquor. Most recently, pregame only with shots, then maybe 1 or 2 mixed drinks at the bar. 1/2 shot of 5-hour energy before starting then the rest of the bottle in the a.m. when I wake up. Throw a Nake Juice drink on top of it and hangovers are non-existant
 
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