the drunk thread

[Asalia]

hey guys im drunk! ololz! jk no really im drunk! hah! no wait jk!

 

[* <3 I Love My HERO <3 *]

i love alcohol

 

[i love chelsea `♥]

just moved to orlando today, neigrabroadors invited us over for some drinks, ehhh the girls were alright but my other neigrabroadors walked in asking who we were and they were pretty fine. bingo. succesful night besides having to deal with Keith Stone.

 

[GymmyluvsU]

"once in the limo, once back at my place."

"damn! SLUTS!"

my favorite drunken saying "damn, SLUTS!"

 

[ghostinthecrowd]

yes

 

[JosephC]

frack all the pussies. bad spelling is for FAGGOTS.

I want to have sex with these like three chicks so good. with my wood. in the hood.

 

[no one is pErFeCt]

ps - indie chicks are so funny and like need to be frack'd. alcohol why have I denied you for two-three months? bestfrandz

I hate that spelling of bfs

 

[gbwle]

early check in tonight

 

[odd1_4ever]

still hungover. Drunkest I have ever been. Rush Blowout last night. Sam Adams "I Hate College" played. FFFFUUUUU

 

[Fav girl]

stoned teenager invadinggggg

 

[piglet28266]

zeus is drunk to the max for the first tim all suimmer. others have been a buzz

 

[bunkerfan]

Wrong1 chev has!

 

[xXxMetaxKnightxXx]

im drunk but its not fun and i have nothing to report.

 

[!$*BUNZ*$!]

Work is pretty boring without your updates, Sealice. I know every night can't be a winner but step it up.

 

[Hippie.]

i woke up drunk... yay!

 

[NkR03]

diasy dukes bikini's on top.

just got kicked out of a girls dorm at 7 am, its fracking early.

holy shit 4 lokos make you fracking drunker than shit.

SO HAMMERED. partied with irish guys who said i was going to be a good rugby player, sadly i didn't sit on their laps.

girls fat friend said i was adoreable and guided my cock. twas epic, then roommate cock blocked.

"i'm sick", frack you bitch.

 

[lover_chick93]

yes. yes they do. and now that my tolerance has gone to zilch from not drinking like I used to I'm a cheap date

 

[Demi Lovato]

whod you rush with?

 

[The-Cool-Geek]

oh boy what a weekend

 

[cathy h]

elaborate luff. nowz

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