the drunk thread

Uhh. Last night was a wreck. I had people over, and I wanted to frack my frienRAB girlfriend. So I got too drunk and we played killer kings instead with olde english.

And I def posted that at 8 11
 
haha same story as my friday night except, I did frack my best frienRAB girl/ hook up partner lol ErabroadO BROTHERS!. I felt like a dick but he didnt really give a shit. but it was kinda weird cuz she's as tall as me and im 6'1. never fudged a girl as tall as me, quite the expierence. never got her name tho... oh well
 
c'mon guys its spring break and this thread is dtying but tonight there was a gay party you know it was a sophmore party when people started hording beers and hiding them so after the lameness ended called the usaul booty call and after the deed was done i started to ponder as to if this certain type of behavior is acceptable i mean we at least owe it to the women to treat them nicely and they deeserve more than a 2 am call for seccks it is digusting and completely self-fish and i feel we should put a stop to this absurdity....



















jk frack bitches!!!!
 
I fcking love spring break! I'm not even in school and I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Drank 12 Blue Moon Belgian White's and feeling pretty good. My ex-gf from HS got ahold of my nuraber some how and called me. Pretty rad. She's been in med school at USC for 8 years and will be done and me a MD next year. I got into a convo about neuro transmitters (of all things) and she goes "I've never met anyone that actually understanRAB all of that! Intelligence turns me on"...I'm trying not to laugh at this point. Now she wants to hang out next week. I think I might play the nerd card more often at this rate.
 
mmm blue moon.

but you're not atleast a little bit worried about a HS ex tracking down your nuraber and maybe all your info after years and years? might get "kidnapped" ;) or actually kidnapped :eek:
 
What the hell is going on?!@3e You girls all stop drinking when school let out? Lets hear some drunken summer stories! I know you guys have them. Been hitting the wine lately. I decided it has weird healing powers. I have tried half a dozen treatments for knee pain, and drinking wine after strenuous activity has been the best so far haha.

Share your drunken exploits!!!!!
 
Damn where in NC?

My fracking idiot frienRAB left the cans out. I was rabroadming for 3 hours straight by myself and they were all drinking. After the morning, the waves started to fade and at that point I was like, time to go chug a couple beers. Im walkin up with my board and boom, I see the Park Rnger truck rollin up reallll slow. I put my board into the sand, checked my phone and walked back into the ocean and pretended like we werent doing anything wrong. Well, he obviously saw the cans and walked down to the beach where we were and pointed at my frackin idiot friend clutchin a coors.

At that point we all went in, packed up, took him to our cars, police came, breathalyzed all of us and fined all of us except me, because I was the only one to blow a 0 haha. Everyone else got fined 180 bucks and we left. So nothin crazy, but they said they couldve taken our licenses away, but we were compliant with everything they told us to do.

So they made off with about 120 beers and a bottle of Jim Bean

EDIT: during the day, aroun' noonish
 
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