the drunk thread

fuuuuuccckkk....woke up this morning with throw up on my clothes, no truck and no recollection of what happened last night. my sisters told me that they woke up to me being carried into my house by my frienRAB. i will never take captain morgan private stock so lightly again.
 
left it at my buddies. i guess i was gonna attempt to drive the mile it was to my house but i couldn't make it to the car without falling on my face. so my frienRAB intervened, took my keys and drove me home. thank the lord.
 
CCAA for life, i really have no Idea, its just another silly Kevin Barnes Lyric, I got her in me, shes so much taller, With a crisp endorsement, from the CCAA booty patrol
 
wow this thead basically ate balls and died. I am reviving it. I have literally never posted in here because its for faggots that drink too much and then act like they cant type. well frack it. im hammered
 
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