the drunk thread

Ok boys, this is whats going on. So im broing out with my bro and some mutual frienRAB drinking Old Milwaukee, there are two girls here but there two years older than me and my bro has been with one of them not sure which one, imonna go for it anyways, Rule nuraber one will be provided latre.
 
Last night I walked down the street to the holiday inn. Rumor was, there was a ice cream vending machine. Walked in, was checking out what to get, looked to the right, couple cops, back to the ice cream. See their reflection in the tasty sweets, they tell me to come out side with them. I'm kinda drunk and pretty cherry-eyed. They start running my info not telling me why they want me. I tell them I just wanted some ice cream. Lady cop says I looked like a suspect from earlier. I then had to walk back into the lobby with some people who had watched it talking about it. But I got munchies..ice cream sandwich and fudge bar what...
 
ate that shit...got more cherry-eyed...

creepy old guy tried to start a conversation about my beer tonight at the valero...frack ocean st is drugged out........... where all the easy uc girls at???
inb4 cool story hansel
 
Went to a party with a bunch of rednecks and ran the beer pong table with Rum, good times. One of the less fat chicks made it all awkward by walking me to my car. What is that about? Beer+Vanilla Vodka+Disaronno=win
 
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