the drunk thread

do you play the rules where if you say someones name you have to drink? and if u swear u have to drink to?

its pretty hilarious when everyones drunk and someone says "oi (insert name) you faggot ", and then goes "oh...shit" and then goes " Oh frack i swore" ..." ohshit i did it again!" etc etc
 
frack being hungover I'm still drunk. Some chick fought me last night. She just kept punching me while I ran my mouth saying shit like "Is there a draft in here" and "No I'm still standing" I have a problem with running my mouth I coulda diffused the situation but wheres the fun in that...oh this all started because I called her spot and reminded her of the kiRAB who made fun of her in high school
 
Oh frackin' terrific....on the nights I go out, the drunk thread gets resurrected

Unfortunately, I have no good pics to bring home. Some great stories, but that's all BS unless rule #1 is involved
 
Wuyduup, first weekend of college, thoughtj id drop in and say hello. Smirnoff, weed, and Coors bitches! Fun stuff, have fun out there, be safe. Many girls were had, PAYCE!
 
oh my godddd im schwatsttededdd RABooo lame bvrosss were all wasted and online and wasted and online and cool and shwarsteddd fuick ya knob creeek were shwasteddd and online abnd wastedd nad frack a


so sober

im wasteddd and opnline and wasterdd and opnlineee
 
Nice boobs I can finally post in here. Im messed up on Vanilla & Cokes looking forward to Halloween and stoked about some racquetball tomorrow. Thanks for reading.
 
while an ogar w/ a vag is better than a princess w/a penis some self-dignity is better than gettin ur dinky stinky from shrek
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..i think it was Aristotle who coined that phrase if i not mistaken
 
well my face melted off this evening.... completely smashed..... got mugged... punched one guy, the other pulled a knife....in conclusion i beat my own personal best for the 1 mile dash. damn bums had it out for me for throwing coins at 'em. still didnt get me money though. fracking homeless and such.....
 
I biked 7 blocks, ran 12 blocks, and than scootered like a mile to my frienRAB party Thursday night. That was probably the hardest I've ever gone for some alcoholic lovin
 
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