You think your life sucks? Get this,
I put a check in an ATM after banking hours cause I couldn't make it on time to the bank before they closed (18th Dec). Next day was Friday, a working banking day so I was hoping they'll get it and on the 23rd, the funds would be available.
23rd, I checked in the ATM and it only offered me a small amount of money compared to what I put in... so WTF??? Anyway, I made a payment to the credit card company with the small amount hoping the rest would be there next day (BIG FUCKING MISTAKE).
24th, check hasn't cleared, I talked to the bank manager and he couldn't explain why it hasn't cleared. (DAMN, No groceries, no food, couldn't buy my meds at the chemist, my back fucking hurts, can't call because my phone is suspended pending payment). Life is a bitch?
25th, desperate, hungry and fucking raging. Friends rang up and greeted merry fucking christmas. Yelled back at them saying I'm in the shit. Damn good mates came to the rescue with food pack and all... Hauled me and gave me a feed.
26th, looked at my account again and still no money. Mates lent me $50. Bought some essentials to make it for a couple of days.
27th, looked again and not a fucking cent. Called my mates and they said I should ring up the banking ombudsman and make a complaint. Food drop again. THERE IS A GOD!!!
28th, this has got to stop now, cause my back really needs a fix and I can't keep this waiting all the fucking time.... NOPE. not there yet.
29th, letter in hand, went to the bank. Bank manager recognized me he looked at what's going on. I showed him receipts and we crosschecked transactions, and WTF??? Still not there. Bank manager sais to contact the manager on the branch where I deposited the check. It's closing time so I think I won't catch him.
30th, FINA-FUCKING-LY... IT'S THERE (less what I paid the CC)!!! BUT WTF??? Someone poked my account on the 28th two hourse after I checked if I have money. This is outrageous. TOOK all my money out but left a cheeze to bait the rat. Manager at the branch is shocked to find out herself.
Not banking with the wankers anymore.