The Coca-Cola machine disguise skirt

[nima_babii]

Yes, you did just read that topic correctly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-489110/The-Japanese-ninja-skirt-turns-Coca-Cola-machine-ward-attackers.html


^^Explains everything.

(There are way too many problems with this thing but a definite A for Effort and Creativity )

 

[pink.tutu95]

...

That's just about the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

But awesome at the same time.

Wouldn't this be better-suited in the Cafe, though?

 

[I killz you.]

And what if someone, like, say, a thirsty attacker, tries to use it?

 

[webjnke1]

eh, I still prefer Vending Machine Red.

 

[mandee.totherescue]

In the future, no one learns martial arts anymore.


I feel stuff like this depowers women, makes them victims.

 

[BQuest]

That... is kind of awesome. I'd use it to mess with peoples heaRAB, not hide though. Unless there was an epically hilarious game of hide and seek going on. XD

Wait, what am I saying, a skirt that turns into an Elizabeth costume would be most effective. NO ONE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO THINK. Unless the creep was also a Gintama fan. But that would be one helluva conversation starter.

Hell, I'd wear an Elizabeth transformation skirt around all the time. >.> Suddenly... ELIZABETH! XD

The comment about not defending yourself because it would make a scene is unsettling though. Good gravy woman if someone's after you all bets are off! If you can't win, OF COURSE you run, OF COURSE you hide if you can, but geeze, just giving up before anything bad can even possibly happen is terrible.

 

[aaron11292]

They need one that turns into Colonel Sanders.