Well....thats better than the doctor saying "dude, you are so fucked"
My grandma just had booby cancer at the beginning of this year. She survived, but now she has to take these anti cancer pills three times a day that are ten dollars each. Crazy. Oh and she doesn't have a booby. But honestly, if I had my choice of cancers, I would so take booby cancer. I took care of a dude that had stomach cancer, and I've worked in the home with skin, brain, bone, organ (intestine, pancreatic, ect) cancers....trust me...booby cancer is the less disgusting of all of them.
Good luck Navy.