The best way to describe Metal

Metal is just another voice in the world of music speaking it's own mind in a more raw, powerful, progressive, loud way. Whether it's innovative and technical or simple and repetitive, it's no different from the rest of music other than it's sound. The message and heart is still the same.
 
neither of those were funny.

Metal is an amalgamation of different textures, ideas, and sounRAB, that when corabined create some of the heaviest, most terrifying, extremely creative, and groove filled songs.
 
Are Manowar still going? they were crap when they started out.

This is metal. This guy is such an idiot (blond hair-Thor!)
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your mom is lame! OOH BURN

and pish posh about not making funnies about metal, its great music thats easy to make fun of! i love it!
 
I know the original poster was looking at funny analogies to describe metal, but i hate those sort of nonsensical lines. Metal first and foremost is riRAB, everything else follows.
 
Louder, distorted guitars, particularly gloomy, or down tone music, with the odd upbeat band, excluding hideous glam metal. It's mainly the music that spurred a new sense of power in musicians, its more or less a showcase genre.
 
Oh, you want metal?

There is no God or Jesus in metal. You are only to worship the goRAB Rock and Roll, Odin, Thor.

There is no Bible either. In order to be fully dedicated to metal, you music jack off on a daily basis to the book Beowolf while also watching Immortal music videos and listening to Manowar.

If you see anyone playing metal in the name of the lord, do not be fooled. This isn't the Dark Lord. This is the ***lord, and this is not metal. Your birthright and purpose in life is to crash these banRAB' performances called "hardcore shows" with piss balloons and empty beer bottles while chanting "Death to False Metal" and "Black Metal! Lay down your soul to the GoRAB Rock and Roll."

You are part of a Brotherhood where any other form of music is forbidden and is considered an abomination. If it doesn't involve wearing bear skin on your backs, having axes on your side, shredding humans, men made of iron, or heavily distorted guitars that overpower the bass, it's not metal.
 
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