The -10 Star Song Thread

umm... what the hell did I just watch? I've never been so scared in my life, and that's saying something when I've seen 60% of Spice World.
 
WTF is this? I honestly only made it 30 seconRAB in. What was with the hat too?? :banghead:



That was gold hahaha

Okay here's another one. Though I think he is meant to be intentionally bad. Honestly if he is unaware of the toxic fumes that are released from his music then I guess it makes it funnier. He is popular or so I've heard.
so a -7/10 because he maybe intentionally bad...
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Bryan Adams - Everything I Do I Do It For You
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I hate this song more than just about anything. Click the video twice to have a listen (if you dare).

-1000,000/10
 
YOu just watched what is apparently a 'new dance craze' called 'daggering'

The dude with the freaky bleached blonde tipped afro with the shaven bits? He's called 'Skerrit Bwoi' or 'Skerrit Boi' and he is apparently one of the foremost pioneers of this.

You know your target. Now GO. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
 
I love this song. ><

My mom's a pretty great piano player, and she used to play this all the time on the piano we had. It's one of her favorites. Just listening to this makes me feel so nostalgic for my childhood days.

...If not for that though, I'd probably hate it as well. :laughing:
 
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As if grillz, grills, grilles, whatever aren't the durabest shit in the world to begin with, Nelly had to go and make a song about it. I'm factoring the video in as well, so it enRAB up with a whopping:

-9.5/10

Saw this video on tv the other day, thought this was the perfect place for it on rabroad.
 
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Seriously guys. This is the bottom of the barrel. Like Bulldog's song it will never go away, but still you know the melody is generic and repeated. The lyrics are almost laughably bad (I'm in the kitchen cookin' things she likes. Someday I'm gonna make her my wife). I would actually advise not listening to this if you've never heard it before, spare yourself.
 
R. Kelly—"Heart of a Woman" (-9/10)
I've posted it on rab before but R. Kelly's "Heart of a Woman" is so bad it deserves reposting. Considering the artist I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to anyone that the song is horribly bland, but unbelievably it actually sinks far below R. Kelly's already low standard with laughably bad lyrics sung in the most most overwrought fashion imaginable. The only reason I'm not giving it a -10 is because, in addition to sucking, it is also unintentionally pretty funny. Give a listen and pay particular attention to the worRAB (1:38-2:08 is definitely most ridiculous section of lyrics if you don't feel like listening to the whole thing):

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Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (That Tonight's Gonna Be a Good Night) [-9/10]
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^ Press play at your own risk. Not only does it keep coming back like a dodgy curry for hours after you hear it, it's also on in just about every club you'll ever walk into. While I'm sure there are worse songs out there (hence only the -9), this is still a horrible, horrible song.
 
I knew I was sent back in time for a reason, and to think I was looking for John Conner this whole time.
:rofl:

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Oh you all knew this was coming, don't tell me you didn't
I'll be nice here in knowing there is worse, so...
-8.5/10
 
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